ACTS OF BEASTLINESS
Most of us find photographs of animals mating to be simultaneously appalling and intriguing...and yet the interwebs is littered with them.
Gentlemen may find a modicum of solace in the knowledge that in Nature, the act of frightfulness can be measured in seconds.
Proper Ladies on the other hand, wince in recognition of the ghastly spectacle as their female counterparts are forced to endure the joyless act of beastliness.
I'm always saying how elegant I think giraffes are. Uhm......~Mary
ReplyDeleteHow do fleas do it, I wonder?
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those wabbits are hares.
ReplyDeletelike the giraffe one best - that's real love
FRANK&MARY
ReplyDeleteNo kidding! I did too?
Maybe some heavy necking but talk about AKWARD.
SCARLS
Although Fleas do it with great aplomb you'd be hard pressed to catch a fleating glimpse of the entire procedure.
ZIGGI
Splitting hares are we?
Not with that lot!
As long as Old Knudsen gets to be the daddy he doesn't care.
ReplyDeleteYeah Mr Morninghood!Hello you!LOL
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Nice exposition :D
I remind you once again my friend......
ReplyDelete"You an me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on Discovery channel."
Kinda make ya horny really!
AHHH! Now that was ya point yes?
I especially love the interspecial romance...
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right, I've long been intrigued by our "incurable" tendency to anthromorphize...
Mindless creatures. A tergo is all they know.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hilarious!
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