I CAN'T BEAR THE GUILT

Commenting on my last post Lulu LaBonne said...
"That's just you and your friends in bear suits making people feel good isn't it?"

Yes Lulu, GUILTY AS CHARGED!

but I sure had Miley_Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) goin' for a while..

until she pulled my mask off and said,



"I figur'd you was kinda short to be playin' that Chewin' Tobacca guy from Star Wars!"

Ouch!

I DOUBLE TRIPLE DARE YOU

Wanna watch Diamond Dolls ?

It was one of the catchiest songs and music videos from the 80's!

C'mon, just click HERE

What...You were expecting Bowie ?

Thanks to my 6 year old son, this ditty has embedded itself in my brain!

You have to admit that the writer used every 80's hook in the book.

If Hannah Montana redid this song it would hit #1.

Check out the Hipster lyrics..

"A girl shouldn't sit in the corner and wait for life

Some girls like to go out looking for paradise

You'll find out....you had it anyway

Don't look down....no matter what they say

You do what you do and you try not to break the law

A girl hits her mark when she don't look ahead too far

There's no doubt.....you're gonna get it all

You'll find out...everything u want"

*Break the Law? Look too far?

Who knew what the hell the Chipmunks & Chipettes were saying?

(Chorus)

"We're the one's on the run

We're the girls we're the diamond dolls

(dia-mond dollllllls)

It's a ravenous world and the ceiling is very tall

(doo doo doo doo doo doo doo waaa)

There's a weight and a climb and a ladder and many fall

(dia-mond dolllllllls)

But the cream of crop

Never stops

We're the diamond dolls!"

Good luck scrubbin that out of your head HA!

Tell me that you didn't tap your toes...

and don't lie!

HANNAH MONTANA
IS NO SECOND BANANA!
There is another paradigm shift happening in tweenyland!
Bye bye Celebritney Spears you’re almost 26 and the Hollywood Dream Machine is K-Fed up with your hijinx and it can’t wait for your hair to grow back in either location.

Take a Hike Heiress Piltdown we are so glad that you got some jailhouse religion but whateverrrrr you are 26 years OLD.

Toodaloo Lindsay Lohan you’re turnin’ 21 so look out world now you are ‘legal’ in all 50 States Woo Hoo!

Sayonara Simpson Sisters:
Jessica 'ditz' all over but the cryin’ sweetie you are done at 26 and

Little sister Ashlee,
Comin’ up on 23,
Did the Milli Vanilli
Your street cred is history
Find a guy with mo’ money
Hey how about Nick Lachey?

Times are rough for Hilary Duff. At 19 she is the reigning tween idol and all of the soccer Moms are nervous because all of the other tweenie role models are a disaster! As long as the insidious Disney handlers can stop Duff from doin’ stupid stuff she will have a few more years of
((BEEP BEEP BEEP))
who are we kidding the best before date has been reached.
We wish you luck, by the way have you met your replacement?

Hello Destiny!
Destiny Hope Cyrus aka Miley is Hannah Montana!
here
Disney’s next tween sensation is only 15 and Yessirree Bob she is the real life daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus who plays her Dad on the Hannah Montana Show.

On the show Miley is secretly a pop star named Hannah Montana and Billy Ray was a huge country star and is now her manager.
Shucks this thing practically writes itself don' it?

Here is the achy, breaky, kicker for me.
Miley/Hannah’s mother died. SHUT-UP!
Has anyone noticed a recurring theme at Disney?

Bambi, Pinocchio, Cinderella, Aladdin, Ariel, Dumbo, Winnie, Peter Pan, Belle, Simba, Mulan, Nemo, Pocahontas, Mowgli..does this ring any bells?

A Disney protagonist is always, always, always, either an Orphan, had a Single Dysfunctional Parent,
or was a slave to Monstrous Guardians.
Stop and think about that. Can anyone explain this to me?

Now old Walt lost my trust when they shot Old Yeller, (You Bastard!) and after I discovered that Lemmings don’t voluntarily commit suicide.

Do any of you remember watching in horror as thousands of those cute little kamikaze rodents rushed over the cliff and plunged into the icy Sea?

I saw White Wilderness, which actually won an Oscar, on TV during the weekly Sunday Evening presentation of The Wonderful World of Disney.
The mass suicide myth still endures.
http://lemmingswerepushed.blogspot.com/2005/04/why-this-blogs-title.html

Those poor over the hill starlets are goin' over the cliff along with their dysfunctional parents as the marketers steer the tweens like lemmings towards a new tween queen sensation.

Run Hannah Run!