THE ROAD TO EQUALITY HARD ON DRIVERS

One of the worst things about surviving a Winter in Whateverpeg is the driving.

To begin with, it's f-f-f*cking c-c-c-old and that is extremely hard on both the drivers and their vehicles.


Not only that, you have to contend with

plugging in your vehicle's engine warmer,

scraping the ice of the car windows every morning,

warm-up the engine before you can travel.

After that you must try to manoeuvre through deep snow, black ice, huge ruts and potholes until you get stuck in traffic because some idiot up ahead freaks out and drives 5 mph.


When driving out on the Highway you need to keep one eye open for Snow Plows that come charging straight at you like a a runaway freight train!

Since Winters in Whateverpeg are six months long, everyone likes to bust out of their shells when it finally warms up and we can experience vast improvements in driving conditions.

I live in one of the 3 Canadian Provinces that recognises and protects gender equality..it says so in Wikipedia so it must be true. This includes the Right, regardless of your gender, to be half nekkid whether you are mowing the lawn or behind the wheel. RIGHT ON!

This is not an entitlement, it is a Right, that should be taken advantage of by women. If lovin' this is wrong I don't wanna be right.

As for the habitual, ubiquitous, fat-ugly-hairy-men drivin' half-nekkid?

Maybe not-so-much.

Driving with the top down arrived following a massive, grassroots campaign led by concerned citizens such as automotive repair industry workers, university frat houses and lesbian sororities.

The number of vehicular collisions during the Summer is up 1,000%.
Talk about hard-on drivers! The number of accidents recorded as a direct result of men rubbernecking and getting their parts caught in the steering wheel, forced officials to come up with a new term for this phenomenon.

Penicular bonercide is the fancy-schmancy, legalese term, that legal experts came up with to expedite the backlog of court cases which challenge the Right of half-nekkid women to operate moter vehicles in broad daylight.

Penicular Bonercide Suits are usually filed against women, usually by men, which seek compensation for penitive damages.

The court must decide whether or not the " violent physical altercation between a male driver's aroused wenis and a very unforgiving steering wheel" was pre-metitated.

One other aspect of driving down the road to equality, is that Canada routinely enacts legislation of this nature in a subliminal attempt to piss off the 50% of Americans who are Puritannical Fundy Asshats...very passive-aggressive eh?

Previous Acts of Parliament devised to "YANK their chain" include Gay Marriage, Decriminalising Marijuana, Bilingualism and adopting Metric..

and don't tell them but we don't even use metric pfft!

The road to equality can be hard on all of us.

We all just need to get ahold of ourselves and..

BUCKLE-UP!