Saturday, April 26, 2008

DANCING TO THE BEAT
OF YOUR OWN DRUMMER

Well this was inevitable.
The latest craze is the SILENT RAVE.

Members of the isolation generation gather together and dance to their own music on their MP3 players. After spending their adolescent years alone, growing up in a dark room eating crap, like mushrooms, the long term effects of experiencing reality through a computer screen in splendid isolation has finally pushed Generation Next to this unparralleled level of Solipsism.

No need for chaperones, worrying about sexually transmitted diseases or unwanted pregnancies. Chances are good that if they 'hook up' with someone at a Silent Rave, these kids won't be having intercourse in the back of their Soccer Mom's Van, eew that's totally old school!

Nope. They'll prolly just go back home and watch each other pleasure themselves on the webcam!

...and here I was worried about humans overpopulating the planet.
Pffft.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

O BEAUTIFUL,
FOR SPECIOUS LIES...


specious;
"Having the ring of truth, pleasing to the eye, and apparently good or right though lacking real merit; superficially plausible.

I often wonder why Americans do not stage a wholesale revolt against their Federal Government...you don't need to answer that I know why.


Two documentaries on PBS that I have recently viewed really make me scratch my head; Sick Around The World, and Hot Politics. Not only does the US Federal Government not care about the health of the planet, but they ain't losin' any sleep about how healthy their own citizens are!
I pledge allegiance to the Corporate Energy, Medical Management and Pharmaceutical Conglomerates of the United States of America, and to the Return On Investment for which it stands, one Nation drowning under a Sea of Greed, indescribable, with unlimited profits for all.


SICK AROUND THE WORLD is a look at the superior Healthcare models in other Capitalist Democracies such as Great Britain, Japan, Taiwan, Germany & Switzerland.
As a percentage of GDP the US spends nearly double (15.3%) the amount of Japan (8%) but does not have a universal plan that covers everyone.
I find it shocking that Healthcare is NOT considered a basic Human Right in the US.
The other countries have Government regulated Insurance programs and most have found a way to put people first instead of Doctor's Fees and Pharmaceutical Profits. You can check it out HERE .
Once again it's the unimpeded pursuit of the Almighty Dollar inherent in the existing system that puts everything aside for profit...
and the so-called freedom FROM Government to make (or fail) on your own.
That confounds me because in theory it is THEIR Government and they are supposed to do what the citizens want NOT what the Corporations want.


That Americana Myth of the self made Marlboro Man making his own way in this world is astonishingly similar to the Caste System in India...
you get what you deserve...
except in this instance there is only the one God, who some believe, loves America more than any other country in the Universe.


In the documentary HOT POLITICS on Frontline, see HERE, the Federal Government's bizarre avoidance to deal with pollution and the changing Environment is examined.
1988 was the hottest year on record and since then all of the Presidents from George Bush Senior to Dubya, have kowtowed to the Petroleum and Coal Corporations and their Lobbyists.
The position taken is that it's the Economy stupid and anything that harms the the flow of Income to the Energy Corporations will kill it.
Once again, it's all about Money.
It would seem that Coporations run the world now.
How did this happen?






Monday, April 21, 2008

ISRAEL IS REAL

I received an e-mail that stated that the UK was removing the Holocaust from it's Educational curriculum because it was offensive to Muslims. Fortunately this is NOT true. I also found another false story stating that this was happening at the University of Kentucky (UK), which is also untrue.

In May the state of Israel will celebrate it's 60th Anniversary. There are now 7 million inhabitants living in this tiny (+/- 8,000 sq. mi.) country which is probably most famous for containing all of the important biblical landmarks.
Historically the European Nations tried to convert and colonise the entire world under the guise of Christianity. ..in reality it was about money, power, and territory..OK it was about money.
For that bit of world domination you can thank the Roman Emperor Constantine who made Christianity the official Religion of the Roman Empire and of course Saint Paul. Christianity started out as an offshoot of Judaism. Had it not been for Saul of Tarsus aka Paul, and his remarkable efforts to proselytize the neighbouring countries, Christinaity would have no doubt been eventually reabsorbed into Judaism as the majority of the apostles had attempted to accomplish back in Jerusalem.
Whether or not you are as skeptical of the historicity of the Bible as I am, the fact remains that the Government of the reigning Superpower, the USA, and the UK which was the reigning Superpower of the last Century, are both deeply committed to preserving the State of Israel. This is largely due to the fact that so many of it's inhabitants regard this piece of Middle Eastern Desert as 'Holy Ground'.

For many believers the stories from the Bible are MORE REAL than any other part of history..in fact they refer to it as 'HIS Story'. I grew up in an era when it was still fairly unthinkable to question the accuracy of the 66 books of the Bible (Protestant Version of course) from Genesis to Revelation.
Any of you who were in grade school in the early 60s know what I am talking about.

In two short generations it is finally OK to look at what was going on in the rest of the world before and after the so called Biblical Era. However there is no doubt that nothing, including both progress and conflict, has steered the direction of history in the Western World over the past two Millenia, than those who believed (whether superficially or devoutly) in the authenticity of the Biblical stories.


Humankind entered the new Millenium still filled with purposely incited Religious hatred and violence. Ignorance and the hesitation for many Humans to accept the relevancy of scientific discoveries, were painfully thwarted for hundreds of years by religious objectionists.
The newest obstacles to progress have been brought to the forefront by the twisted logic of politically motivated extremists who have bastardized the relative newcomer on the block, Islam.
I can't help wondering when Muslims are going to finally get fed up with the sociopaths that have kidnapped their brand and 'take care of their problem'?

More than anything I appreciate Israel for it's attempts to operate a Democratic system of Government....because aside from Turkey, it is the only democracy in the Middle East...a part of the world which is notorious for being openly hostile to issues of basic Human Rights.
That being said many would argue, including Amnesty International, that Israel's treatment of the Palestinians is a dismal failure.
There are always three sides to every story but to be fair not very many modern countries have to deal with 600 million immediate neighbours who want to vaporise your population and melt your desert into glass via a thermonuclear device.

I am crossing my fingers that these intolerant, historically-challenged, idiots who want to reduce the world to cinders based on their gross misinterpretation and reinvention of their sacred scriptures, do not take advantage of this anniversary to strike a blow that could set off World War 3.
No doubt the Israeli Government and it's Western Allies have been preparing for such an event for years but hatred can be very diabolically inventive. ..
as the world discovered some 60 years ago when the Allies liberated the Death Camps of Europe. This horrendous discovery proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Humans are far too easily swayed to inflict unbelievable, inhuman, suffering and pain on their neighbours. ..and it was by no means limited to the Nazis. The victims of Stalin and Mao vastly outnumbered the unfortunate Jewish population of Europe..not that there is any reasonable way to calculate the degree of inhumanity through mathematical data. One Person is too many.

Historically religious bigotry and intolerance have continuosly pushed various groups of Humans over the edge. It is usually used as a 'front' for economic and political gains, but few weapons offer a more explosive ignition to incite hatred.
Religious intolerance seems to be the most powerful cataslyst..
it probably always will be.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

'SHARKING' VIDEO!

..and the Luckiest Bastard In The Universe Award goes to....
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM,
SHOOT 'EM


Is there anything cuter than a baby seal? I doubt it. In 2006 the Canadian Department of Fisheries and Seal Beating, restricted the number of White Coats and Beaters that could be assassinated to a paltry 325,000...
plus 10,000 victims for those geographically impoverished 'Eskimos' who refuse to move South, join the 21st Century, and just buy all of their food and clothing at a store like the rest of us...la di da!


Seals eat Cod. The Cod stocks collapsed because we overfished and eviscerated the Grand Banks..which if you recall, once had so much Cod that it literally slowed down John Cabot's ship.
Anyway despite scientific evidence to the contrary, the remaining East Coast Fishermen who stubbornly refuse to move to Alberta and work in the Oil Fields, blame the "f*ckin' Seals" and naturally want to "beat the sh*t out of those little f*cking bastards for ruining our f*cking way of life!"

Cod are "ugly f*ckin' fish" but very hard to club..whereas baby Seals, known as white coats, ragged coats and beaters , are unable to swim and ridiculously easy to beat because they just sit there and call for their Mommy.
In a last ditch effort to save the Canadian Seal Beating Industry, the Government is banning the use of the handy HAKAPIK and forcing the Whackers to shoot them.
"You can't compare the emotional release of beating the sh*t out of those f*cking little cod gluttons to just shootin' 'em...where is the fun in that?"
Although the Canadian Government has failed to recognise that the Seal Whacking Industry is unavoidably destined to join the ranks of Canadian Cat Hanging and Puppy Stomping Industries, they are hoping that this gesture will appease the Animal Rights Nutjobs and that this PR Nightmare will all just go away.
Hopefully the rest of the East Coasters have enough common sense to give up and just move to Alberta to work in the Oil Fields.
My six year old saw this picture and gasped,
"Why is he hurting that cute little Seal?"
I said,
"Son, that f*cking guy is very angry and he is going to beat the sh*t out of that f*cking little greedy cod gobbling sonofabitch for ruining his f*cking life...
and then he's going to make f*cking slippers out of him"
To which my little guy replied,
"Well I don't need Seal Beater slippers, I have Sponge Bob Slippers."
Case closed..
and no I didn't really talk to my Son like that.

Monday, April 14, 2008

NOW WHAT?

OK this is my 379th posting...that's enough filler for an entire novel or a screenplay. At what point are we supposed to say Holy Crap I should do some weeding. Seriously. Is anybody (other than you) EVER going to go back and read your old stuff?

Are you keeping your old postings for nostalgic reasons or as a benchmark to see how you've become self actualized? What is the protocol? Have any of you ever thought of gleaning the sweet from the crap?

I was planning to leave my blog as a testament to my misanthropic consternation of sharing the planet with people who never think about LIFE...now I realise that it will prolly end up as proof that I once existed.

"Your Honour, if it pleases the court, the Crown wishes to introduce EXHIBIT 'A' into the record."

I think that I will try to smoosh it all together and turn it into some sort of zany children's book for adults or a cult manual. Why Not? After editing my Labels I accidentally discovered that I have been operating under some sort of theme..something about what Humans are doing here and why, even after 150 Millenia of reinventing the wheel, we're still so ridiculously inept at being Humane to other Humans..hey whatdoyaknow..there's my working title;
Homo Escapeons.
Finishing the Human Race
...no that sounds like the end of the world.


Of course some marketing knowitall or editor will want the whole bloody thing scrunched into a 6 second sound bite like 'Humans Whatever?'

Anyway, what are you going to do with all of your post dated, fanciful, notions and heartbreaking, works, of staggering, genius?
HUH?

Friday, April 11, 2008

KA-CHING!
Ladies and Gentlemen I am cashing in my chips because according to Blogshares my Blog is worth
$12,932,949 and 10 cents!


My shares are currently trading at a bewildering $2,586.60 and apparently I own .00069% of the Blogosphere.
WOOHOO!
I have no frickin idea how they come up with these figures and frankly I don't care. I'm backin' up the truck and pulling out all of my equity RFN!!
((beep beep beeep beep))

My dear friend Gautami at ROOTED is worth over $4 Million so I don't know what on Earth she is waiting for.

Get out now before this whole blogging craze disappears.
It's just a passing fad.

Here's a tip for the rest of you..the $MART money is moving to Facebook.
Blogging just can't compete with all those doodads, whatnots & widgets.
Don't say that I didn't warn you.
It's been real...Good Night & Good Luck.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Scroll down to the end of this page and CRANK IT!

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Wrong About Right To Bear Arms

THE RIGHT TO BEAR/BARE ARMS!
We all know that Charlton Heston really-really-really believed in the Second Amendment, but he also believed in the right to bare arms.





So much so that he would either bear arms or have bare arms in nearly every movie he made...see for yourself...




Sometimes he did both just to cover all of the bases.



I don't blame him, it is confusing and a lot of Americans seem to have the WRONG idea about the Bill Of RIGHTS.



According to Wiki:

"The SECOND AMENDMENT declares a well-regulated militia as "being necessary to the security of a free State" and prohibits infringement of "the right of the people to keep and bear arms."

The meaning of the Second Amendment is one of the most misunderstood and disputed among the entire Bill of Rights!"



Personally I don't think that the Brits are comin' back, but that's just me.





btw;
If I ever get my hands on one of these LP 2 CD thingamabobs you won't be hearing from me for about 3 years. I have millions of records, OK lots and lots, that are just waiting to born again.
SUH-WEET!

Sunday, April 06, 2008

OZZIE OSMOND?

I knew that the apocalypse was upon upon us way back in 1972.

It was a horrible year; Watergate, Vietnam War, Munich Massacre at the Olympics, and to top it all off the first hand held calculator was introduced, but what really put me over the top was the release of the song Crazy Horses by the Osmonds!


Now I certainly never thought that there would be FIVE 'zany' Horsemen of the Apocalypse..nor did I suspect that they would be dressed in vintage 'Vegas' Elvis jumpsuits!
At first I thought that these squeaky-clean Mormons had got into the Sugar..
maybe they had broken the cardinal rule and drank some Coffee and their madcap antics were the result of freaking out on a caffeine buzz?!

Judging by the pandemonium onstage they were totally out of control..
and talk about Attack Of The Clones!

Jay's playing the empty Drum Kit by telepathy???? and doing a frenetic, Jaggeresque 'bird dance'

Wayne, who is about 7'4", is eerily channeling Jimmy Page

Merrill is shredding his vocal chords and somehow outscreaming McCartney's Woman Oh Why! Why! Why!

and Donny is beatin' on the keyboards like it owed him money!
It's as if the whole world going completely mad?
(gulp)


Throughout my school years I had to live in the shadow of Donny (sigh)...
I was a moptopped 'Donny' only 3 days older than the Tiger Beat hearthrob..
oh if only I had a nickel for every "Look it's Donny Osmond" taunting I'd be a gazillionaire!


If you are brave enough you can watch the video here..

What if the Osmonds had completely crossed over to the Dark Side and started speed thrash metal? What if Donny changed his name to Ozzy Osmond?
I shudder to think what might have happened


Before I forget, now that Hollywood Icon Charlton Heston has passed away, I wonder if some 'damn dirty ape' will be brave enough to go and try to take his gun from his cold, dead, hand?

Friday, April 04, 2008

PO' FOLK IS MAINLY CHILLEN
Nearly one quarter of American Children live in poverty.
The child poverty rate is 21% in Rural America and 16% in Metropolitan Areas.

>Percentage and number of poor children in America:
18.9 percent (13.5 million)
• Children make up 39 percent of the poor and 26 percent of the total population. • The poverty rate for children is higher than for any other age group.


Imagine that?

If you watch American TV Shows or Movies you'd think that they all live in mansions and go to Disneyland every weekend..not so..

What if the US Government redirected the $500 BILLION it spent on the Military last year and used that to bridge the expanding gap between the RICH and the POOR.

A new series on PBS UNNATURAL CAUSES examines the epidemic of premature aging and death among America's poor. The poor and middle class are much less healthy than those above them on the economic ladder. Not surprisingly, racism and it's accompanying economic effects are significant factors on an individual's health. The poverty rate for both African and Hispanic Americans is about 25%.

So the Dog & Pony Show represented in Movies, TV, and Advertisements with those laughing-freckled-faced-clean-kids running through cornfields or past white picket fences while flags flutter in the wind are 'lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically ingenuous'.
No matter how much spit and polish they throw on those feel-good promos for the AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE, the sad truth is that the future of nearly one in four American Kids is not quite as shiny as the spin doctors would have us believe.


Remember Whitney (Pre Bobby Brown) Houston's song
The Greatest Love?
"I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be "..
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

YOU MAY THINK THAT YOU ARE WHAT YOU THINK !

The BRAIN governs every function of our body; from breathing to magical thinking.


The MIND is the result of what our BRAIN learns and remembers which in turn determines our perception and expectations of LIFE.


The BRAIN does not have a 'spam folder' that separates bullsh*t, fanciful notions, TV Commercials, or dreams, from authentic experiences like your 10th Birthday Party.
So basically your BRAIN is embedded up there doing whatever the hell it wants to like
LADY SOVEREIGN
singing Love Me or Hate Me over and over and over and over...


"Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then-thank youuuuu!
If you hate me then-f*ck youuuuu!
Yeah I do have some stories.
And its true I want all the glory.
Go on then, come on support me,
I'm your BRAIN, try and deport me!"

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