Wednesday, January 30, 2008
According to a recent Harris-Decima survey, 23% of Canadians, roughly 7.6 Million people, DO NOT believe in a god.. any GOD.
A new ad campaign has arrived from the Motherland that is aimed at opening up a discussion on religion.
This is the controversial bus banner.
However only 8% of Americans DO NOT believe in a god, and the other 92% presumably are convinced that they believe in THE GOD.
My guess is that 92% of the 92% of the Believers in America are not interested in researching the origin of THE GOD.
Paleo-Anthropologists and Geneticists tell us that Homo Escapeons have been in their present form for for atleast 140,000 years...all of our DNA can be traced back to Mitochondrial Eve, our most recent common ancestor, who lived somewhere in Eastern Africa. This is a maternal pathway and she wasn't the only female alive at the time...the Eve part is purely metaphorical to emphasize a start date.
So why do you suppose that THE ONE TRUE HONEST-TO-GOD GOD wait so long to introduce itself?
He waited for more than 100,000 years before appearing to the...
Hindus @ 1500ish BCE ?
Confucianists & Buddhists @ 500ish BCE ?
Jews @ 600ish BCE ?
Christians @ 30ish?
Muslims @ 600ish ?
Sikhs 1500ish ?
Mormons @ 1800's
Scientologists @ 1950's
Hmm.
What exactly did GOD have against the millions of Human Guinea Pigs who lived out their lives before he introduced himself to his new favorite group?
Did he just notice one day that we Humans were performing unspeakable acts of cruelty upon each other and think," D'OH! I had better go back down and see if I can clean up this mess."
It is safe to say that all of these Religions started somewhere with someone..
so let us not split any hairs and agree that they are all essentially manmade.
This simple fact is what started my re-dedication to AGNOSTICA over ten years ago.
I cannot say for certain whether a god or THE GOD exists or not, but I have been convinced that Homo Escapeons created all of the current reigning GODS in our own image.
..and yes, perhaps it was out of necessity. They all seem awfully Human. One would imagine that an entity capable of structing the universe on a sub-atomic level wouldn't have much to be jealous about?
Prehistoric people didn't know that vertebrates are formed as default female (ergo Men are Mutants)..if they had, it would have made perfect sense for the females to run the show and they would have invented the GODDESS.
Life would be totally different if the men had not usurped the female's natural role as the dominant gender. I doubt whether anyone would care to argue about how the males have made this world a living hell for billions of people who lived before us.
So, don't you think that it's time that the next generation deserves to be taught comparitive religion from a purely historical perspective?
Why wouldn't we teach it with the same matter of fact methodology that we employ when we offer instruction on Language or Math?
Why do we still let people (especially parents) play fast and loose with
THIS during the child's formative years?
Why are we still hanging on to the past? What is so scary about not having a prefab, made-up, explanation concerning WHY we are here? Most of us don't understand how our cars, stereos, or computers actually work but we don't lose any sleep over it.
We don't wiggle around with the basics when we teach other subjects why can't we stop this cycle?
Tuesday, January 29, 2008

One of Dubya's final acts of dismantling international diplomacy, and what a legacy it will be, is to begin to barricade the longest, unmilitarized, border in the world. This one!



they will probably want something more durable..perhaps designed by German Engineers like this beauty built back in 1961.

Sunday, January 27, 2008
Last week I stayed up late and watched a bunch of movies. Why?
I am getting ready for my annual OSCAR wager with the Sultan Of Brunei...
why you little..

Now I am not one to boast but I haven't had to phone my Banker in the Caymans to request a transfer in over 5 years..and I don't intend on losing one thin dime this year either...
not like the bundle Marisa Tomei cost me back in '92...
hence the title.
The fact that not one of the 50 highest grossing movies was nominated makes it a little tricky trying to predict a winner. Just between you, me and barn door, I use FBI profilers.
That's right. Even though the movie studios now cater almost exclusively to teen males, the majority of the eligible Academy voters are all 3 days older than kerosene. Plus there is almost as much money spent on the Nomination Campaign as there is on the actual production. So there is a lot more to it than meets the eye.
Hollywood only made $9.6 Billion at the Box Office in 2007, and Home DVD sales slipped to $23.7 Billion. ((sob)) Whatever. I still happen to believe that Movies are the best form of Entertainment ..fully clothed entertainment.
Did you know that Video Game sales in 2007 reached $17.94 BILLION...HELLO! No wonder the Media Conglomerates LOVE those Teen Males.
Anyway here is what I watched last week...






Oh did I mention that Monica Bellucci was in Shoot 'Em Up?
SCHWING!

Do you care about the Oscars?
Friday, January 25, 2008

Imagine My Relief was..
SUPERFUNNY CANADIANS
I am delighted to be sharing the planet with the likes of two young actors from Canada, Michael_Cera and Ellen_Page .
Cera is the same lovable, dorky, 'George Michael' in Superbad and Juno. For those of you out of the loop he is the new IT guy. He has the driest delivery on the planet and has perfected the art of trying to squirm out of the moment to a science. His stunned, goofy, mannerisms are priceless.
Ellen Page is spectacular in Juno. She is adorable and her snippity, far-too-smart-for-her-own good portrayal of a Pregnant Teenager in JUNO has earned her an Oscar Nomination!
For me the knowledge that there are kids who can 'kill' like these two creates a sense of relief that our species still has a chance. I find that I can relate to the angst and cynicism of Generation_Y. They have access and exposure to WAY more crap than I did when I was coming of age in the early 70s.
Our social engineers have managed to discombobulate us with gadgetry which this crowd is using to shove it right back. I am actually relieved that this Generation is so skeptical and jaded?
If they were compliant, little, sheeple then I would be really worried that they would blow it like their Boomer Parents did by squandering the chance to make a real difference. Oh sure they aren't perfect but they seem less likely to buy in to our bullsh*t.
Better late than never.
Mental Masturbatorium was

Who is Obama REALLY running against?
Tuesday, January 22, 2008

If you do not drink enough water, urinal lot of trouble.
Saturday, January 19, 2008




Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Bee Gees: Too Much Heaven
Belinda Carlisle: Heaven
Bob Dylan/ Eric Clapton/ Guns N Roses:
Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door
The Cure/Taking Back Sunday: Just Like Heaven
The Fray: Heaven Forbid
Fall Out Boy: Seven Minutes In Heaven
Gorillaz: Don’t Get Lost In Heaven
K-OS: Heaven Only Knows
Lacuna Coil: Heaven’s A Lie
Led Zeppelin/Jimmy Page/Techno Trance:
Stairway To Heaven
Phil Collins: Something Happened On The Way To Heaven
The Pixies: This Monkey Gone To Heaven
Psychedelic Furs: Heaven
REM: Near Wild Heaven
The Tea Party: Heaven Coming Down
Tears For Fears: Closest Thing To Heaven
Toad The Wet Sprocket: Little Heaven
Monday, January 14, 2008
Come On People!
How many times have you lost contact while screwing and stabbed yourself in the finger because it slipped out?
The best type of screws are the self-tapping screw which has a cylindrical shaft and a sharp thread that cuts its own hole and has proved to have uses far beyond its original application.. more of a recreational screw.
The first screws were made from wood (not surprising) in the 15th Century and by 1700’s the damned flat-bladed bit was invented and handheld screwdrivers were in use by 1800. Screwing with your head was invented by Sigmund Freud in the 1920s.

But the Screw to end all Screws was invented in 1908 by a Canadian, P. L. Robertson, it’s those long winters eh! I can declare without fear of hyperbole or contradiction, that the Robertson is One Billion Times better than a slot head. Why? Because the square headed screwdriver will not slip out of the head during installation! Greater torque and and tighter fastenings. Yeah Baby!
By the mid 30’s Henry Phillips patented those sissy Phillips head screws. These (cross head/star) screws were originally designed for mechanical screwing machines which is why they were intentionally made so the driver will ‘cam-out’ under strain to prevent over-tightening. Pfffft! Case closed.

Did you know that a Canadian perfected screwing? Nyeh!
How on Earth will Historians decide WHO makes it into our History Books? Certainly the current uber-villains are always shoe-ins, Osama bin Laden’s legacy will be raised to the ranks of psychotic despots who were responsible for the death of Millions like Hitler, Stalin, and Mao Zedung.
How are they going to sift through the Celebrities? During Hollywood’s Golden Era there was a finite stable of STARS that were carefully managed by the Studio. Now we are being managed by the Corporations. The Gossip Rags are killing the News Magazines..the Mediarazzi and The Great Unwashed elevate trivial, sideshow, wannabes to undeserving levels of global recognition.
American Corporate Pop Culture is inundated with people who are famous for simply being famous…and thanks to the Internet it has ‘gone Global’. Next to the Military, the Media Machine is their second greatest weapon. It is a ubiquitous, sinister, subversive, ‘weapon of mass distraction’ that is masterfully released upon the rest of us.
It seems banal and innocuous enough, but it is Psychological Warfare. So while you’re gawking at some Celebrity, your resources can be ‘yoinked’ from right under your nose. You would think that there is safety in numbers but our ‘herd mentality’ actually offers an economy of scale for the Industrial/Military Complex.

What if we all followed the zany BOARDROOM antics of the Corporate CEO’s and the parasitic Lobbyists instead of the BEDROOM exploits of Movie Stars?
Friday, January 11, 2008


Wednesday, January 09, 2008

It made me think about how we treat our Earthly cohabitants…
Far too many of the great apes live in war torn regions of the world, are captured for the exotic pet trade, and even harvested as Bush Meat to feed workers. Tick tock.

We are very ‘simian-lar’ to these creatures especially the Chimpanzees (Mock Man) who are male oriented omnivores who occasionally murder each other and start wars with their neighbours. The ubersexual Bonobos (Ancestor) or Boner-hos as I like to call them, use Sex as a conflict resolution and I write about them once a week so now we can finally start talking about SEX!
Scrotum size tells us a lot about a Primate’s reproductive behavior or in less scientificky terminology, their ‘Sexcapades’.
Male Gorillas, despite being the largest Ape, have a solitary dominant male who keeps a harem so they have small balls, they don’t need a lot of fertilizer. Male Chimps and especially Bonobos, have HUGE balls because they are promiscuous and need a lot of fertilizer. Male Homo Escapeons are in the middle but have a lot of sperm that is designed to kill and block other sperm..so that pretty much answers your question about monogamy.
According to condom maker Durex, the average Human Earthling has about 10 sexual partners during their lifetime. You can check out your National Statistics on their survey HERE .
I’m sure that it must be completely unbiased HA HA HA.

Do you believe their findings or are they just trying to validate our inner bonobo and sell more rubbers?
Tuesday, January 08, 2008

OK so we're all sick of American Politics ...
boring..
so um...
did I mention that Bridget Jones is here shooting a movie called CHILLED IN MIAMI
ah yeah..((cough))
OK I got nuthin!
the worst case scenario



Monday, January 07, 2008
Today’s theory is that the inevitable destiny of Homo Escapeon populations will be to reorganise into archeo-homogenous Clans.
Here is the short version: After 7,000 Generations, homo escapeons appear to be unable to overcome their bio-evolutionary psycho-socio predisposition that makes it almost impossible to share their territory with people who look, think, behave, and believe differently...
now run along to the final question...You're Welcome!
If you have a lot of spare time on your hands go ahead, knock yourself out...

click on these maps: Yugoslavia . USSR. Czechoslovakia .
Race riots in Europe. Tribalistic atrocities in (click) Africa. Sectarian warfare in the Middle East. Iraq on the verge of trisecting. Militant tribalistic terrorism from Indonesia to Pakistan.
American political de-fragmentation..Red State/Blue State blah blah blah.
Humans seem incapable of escaping their evolutionary predisposition to assimilating in racial/religious clans.
Even the outrageous behavior of extreme Fanaticism displayed at sporting events, most notably soccer, is another indication that it takes very little to unleash the dark side of our past. This phenomenon is a sad reminder of how our primal wiring is overloaded by the psychological demands of living in large urban centres. Perhaps 140,000 years hasn't been long enough for our brains to adapt to livng outside of Clans and Villages of 150 people?
What is it that drives this significant portion of our population to reject accepting ‘outsiders’ within their midst.
Maybe.

I watched an interview with an American Tradesman who had lost his job and his house, but he and his wife were still planning on voting Republican because they are Christians more than they are Americans and adamently opposed to abortion. HUH? Anyone notice any disconnect? What separation of Church of State?

Religion and Pigmentation are certainly the Grand-Daddies of most division and derision. What better way to separate the Sheeple from the Goats. We are visual creatures. At the lowest level of entry, YOUeither LOOK like US or you don’t, then, YOU either THINK like US or you’re against us.
Whether you are a sheepherder in a forlorn pile of rocks like Afghanistan, or a successful Businessman in a posh Mega-Church in the American Bible Belt, your REAL identity seems to be centered on your CLAN.

Some of us obviously want to get past our past. The very notion of trying to build a society that is not limited by the tyrannical dominance of one single ‘group’ is still in it’s infancy…but I am seriously starting to wonder whether it is viable.
Countries are ideas. Those lines on the map mean nothing when the Earth is viewed from outer space. Humans evolved into groups with similar features because of their Environment. Adaptations to UV rays and other Climatic conditions, along with limitations in accessing reproductive partners, gave rise to our ancient Clans forming large pockets of “familiar faces”.

Perhaps we should readjust our thinking and pluralize Global VillageSSSS. The present American Empire is showing serious signs of decay and retraction and one has to think that the other Monolith, China, will eventually lose it's centralised, coercive, control, and defragment at some point in the near future.
The hilarious and irrefutably Politically Incorrect movie Blazing Saddles, is a colossal testament to these two factors of race and religion. When the town Mayor exclaims that they will "take the n*ggers and the ch*nks, but we don’t want the Irish,” (Catholics), it is a telling leak in the subliminal mindset of mentally rsing above 140,000 years of evolutionary behavior.
America has struggled with these issues from since it’s inception. The subjugation of the First Asians who had evolved into 500 Nations after crossing the Bering landbridge and the immediate importation of African Slaves are still sending repercussion waves 400 years later. The aforementioned groups had been minding their own business and enjoying their own inter-Tribal warfare for thousands of years before the Europeans intruded. How rude!
Scan forward to the American Elections in the 21st Century and witness the self congratulatory, political, wankfest. Imagine that a Person of Other Pigmentation or Bearer of Ovaries might actually become the President? This is deemed to be monumental breakthrough for this Empire. Come On!
Escapeons have been experimenting with Civilization and Nationalism for over two Millenia. How many more countries do you suppose will collapse into their original Tribal/Clannish units? I suspect that there are probably far more revisions to be made on the the world map.
Good news for the folks at Rand McNally.
Will we recognise the Map of the World in 100 Years?
Sunday, January 06, 2008
I find this hard to believe but one half of the population of America, 150 million people, have been born since January 1, 1969.
This is important because I believe that the ‘polter-zeitgeist’ (noisy spirit/ghost of the times) of the Baby Boom Revolution died in 1968...click & check it out
Forty years after '68 and the domestic unpopularity of the War in Iraq eerily mirrors Vietnam. The exuberant feeling of providential destiny that America felt that it had acquired by saving the world back in WW2, is remarkably clinging on the ledge by it’s fingernails. The once de facto presumption that the USA was going to SAVE the world from itself is on life support in 2008.

Which brings me to the insufferable, mindboggling, coverage of the Presidential Race now in it’s final year ((sigh))
which is more of a 30 day eeny-meeny-miney-mo type thing anyway. To be fair we have never had any illusions about single handidly policing and rescuing the world.

Forty years ago in 1968 there were already 5 countries that had Nukes;
USA ‘45, Russia ‘49, UK ‘52, France ‘60, China ‘64.
In 2008 we live in an infinitely more dangerous and volatile world;
India ‘74, Israel ‘79, Pakistan ‘98, North Korea ‘06…and these are the countries that we know about! Which is almost as terrifying as the thought of the psychotic, delusional, religio-terrorists getting their 'next-world-lovin' hands' on Nuclear Weapons.

History may repeat itself again and the ture cost of getting out of Iraq may be require a a return to a more formal recognisable brand of Conservatism.




