I'm too cold, tired, and lazy to describe how mindnumbingly tedious Winter can be here in the Colonies.
That being said, it occurred to me that NASA could recruit anyone from my neighbourhood to be an Astronaut.
We all know how to endure months of isolation, cold, and darkness.
You either learn how to make yer own fun, or risk spiralling into a "blahcoma"...
not cool.
You can try cross-country skiing..
skidoodling...
trapping...
bear sledding...
or why not build a snow fort?
pretty cool eh?
The worst kept secret to surviving a Canadian Winter, is that most of us bugger off to MEXICO!
The best part of a Canadian winter is having a Cuban cigar and a Jamaican rum on a Mexican vacation!
How nice to be kept abreast of seasonal customs.
ReplyDeleteBless you sir! We're fast accumulating about a foot of snow out here in the wet coast today, so I shall print and post these activities on my fridge to help me cope. I'm a bit unsure of the Reggae Mormonism, but if that's what it takes...
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could teach us Brits a thing or two about dealing with the cold.
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Our snow all froze and blew away. Meanwhile you've taken a typically Canadian path in dealing with cold weather and fucked off to another clime. This, sir, is called denial. And if you were really serious about staying warm thats where you'd be right now, sipping a cocktail on deboat and watching depyramids slip past.
ReplyDeletegod help me I am so sorry.
I suggest we point our snowblowers south at Ms. Nations' house.
ReplyDeleteDon't get shot.
ReplyDeleteAre you in Mexico now? If so, hope you're having a fabulous time!
ReplyDeleteHave you ever stayed at that Ice Castle (or whatever it's called) Hotel in Quebec City? Apparently that place is a lot like your snow fort!
Hey, it's now the 6th of December...
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Canucklehead!
Birthday greeting over at my place for you but you're probably too tied up in your hammock to read this.
I'm looking forward to the movie! Chevy Chase eat your heart out.
ReplyDeleteThere are only two sane ways to deal with Winter: hibernation or migration.
ReplyDelete...and let's not forget, intoxication, Ms Roses!
ReplyDeleteBest stick to the rum while in Mexico! Don't drink the water!
Yah, that's the only way I'd survive a most cruel & frigid winter.... Mexico.
ReplyDeleteu r funny LOL!
ReplyDeletehows u matey? Missed n missed ya! I hope all is well with u and WW. Came here to wish ya a very Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year! I hope ur butt's not frozen beyond restoration cos I hear it's v cold over there right now!
TC n tnxx for all the love in my absence! *HUGS* keep urselves warm. See yous later!
Keshi.
Happy Festivus, Donn!
ReplyDeleteFeliz Navidad, Donn and the gang!!!
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Merry Xmas and Happy New Year!!!
Happy Christmas, Donn!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, DONNNNNNNN!!!
ReplyDeleteColonies....
ReplyDeleteThat's right mate...and dont you forget it