MY Dear Donn FROM LEO!


Seriously, I got an email from Leo DifreakinCaprio courtesy of www.AnimalActionWeek.ca .

I wish Monica Bellucci sent me an email..

even another Temporary Restraining Order would be cool!

Have you received any Celebrity Endorsements lately?

O M G! O M G! O M G!

Let your inner Narcissist gorge and run wild at PHOTOFUNIA

..and I am spent!

I absolve my ego of any and all wrongdoing and totally blame this egregious act of outrageous exhibitionism on Irene .

so complain to her if you must...

and I quadruple dare ya..

NO, infinty dare ya to NOT go and make yourself an icon!

$UM TING WONG!

Over the past ten years Uncle Sam has borrowed something like

1.4 TRILLIONF*CKINGDOLLARS from China.

As FRONTY reports, the Honeymoon may be over...

and NO this isn't Fronty!

So in honor of this highly anticipated and totally expected event, I would like to dedicate a song to all of the Financial F*cking Rocket Scientists working for the Bush Administration and Wall Street;

Myopic Analysts, Selfish Traders, Souless Lenders, Asshat Economists, & Greedy beyond comprehension CEOs,

try to imagine the$e idiot$ dre$$ed in thou$and dollar $uit$ and $hoe$..

you know like these guys

anyway they are the asshats who got all of us into this bloody mess by trying to get away with it.


btw; You have seen Lady & The Tramp right?

We are Chinese Bankers if you please
We are Chinese Bankers if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

Do you see your Dollar swirling round and round
Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown
If we sneaking up upon it carefully
There will be inflation for you and interest for me

Do you hear what I hear a President cry
Where we finding Dubya there's milk near by
And if we look at Bail Out Plan there could be
Plenty of VIG* for you and also some for me"

MeeOUCH!

Déjà vu all over again

by LORD TENNISANYONE

For those of you unfamiliar with my circumstances I am enjoying a second kick at the cat so to speak and learning about your world in the 21st Century.

I had the misfortune of becoming separated from my closest friend Charlie Darwin during a mishap at Sea. My head became lodged in the Antarctic ice fields and was subsequently discovered and cryogenically preserved..

unfortunately next to that tedious Disney fellow, most unpleasant.

To make a long story short I am convalescing here in the Colonies with a smashingly peculiar chap by the name of Donn.

Like my host I have become quite enamoured with the Telly and this evening we watched yet another educational program on the History Channel, which of course is my favorite.

Tonight's televisual feast was part 4 of Tony Robinson's

Crime And Punishment.

Many of you might recognise Tony Robinson as Baldrick on that delightfully wicked Black Adder series...

one of my absolute favorites!

Tonight's episode was Have I Got Noose For You and it was a brilliant recounting of the Motherland's attempts to deal with the hordes of great unwashed Commoners from the countryside who so rudely stampeded into London in order to work in the factories as the Industrial Revolution went into high gear. The city became a sullied, bloody, shambles and it wasn't safe for members of the ruling class to walk the bloody streets.

Back 1829 Sir Robert (Bobby) Peel created a civilian Police service for our protection to manage the thieves, scoundrels and hooligans that bred amongst the squalor of the unruly, impoverished, working class...poor miserable bastards had a hell of a time.

The constables became affectionately known as Peelers & Bobbies. What with all the nasty revolution business in France and America one can never be too careful now can one?

The other peculiar notion that evolved was the invention of imprisoning convicts in lieu of hanging them. You see up until then the vast majority of Crimes were punished by frequent public hangings, which, I might add, the mobs seemed to thoroughly enjoy, or by shipping the sods and scoundrels off to the bloody godforsaken Colonies.

Before a Police Force was invented FEAR was the Government's main weapon.

Even the stately court rooms with the elevated seating for the Jury and the Judge who was outfitted in those outrageous poncy costumes & ridiculous wigs, were designed to strike terror into the souls of the defendents.

However, Voltaire, Locke and especially that upstart Jeremy Bloody Bentham, started going on about modern rehabilitation for offenders!

Apparently Bentham is still preserved in a wooden, bloody, dresser in University College London..

bloody showoff!

Now this was of particular interest to Donn because Canada is presently engaged in a Federal Election that has the entire country sliding into a somnambulistic torpor...

My Word, the Canucks are too mesmorized by the garish political pageantry to the South in the USA. Not only do women get to vote, now they can even run for President..or Vice President and just wait a few weeks before they become President.

This week in Canada the reigning Conservative Party led by Prime Minister Stephen Harper, the only member allowed to actually speak to the media, announced that they will abolish the almost universally despised Young Offenders Act which most people perceive as a collossal failure of biblical proportions.

He vows to bring Justice into the Legal System and return to the halcyon days of processing and incarcerating violent young offenders like any other bloody criminal. The general public has become exasperrated by the kid-glove treatment of the violent little twats, who for several decades now, have been anonymously shuffled through the revolving doors of a slap on the wrist legal system...and a stern warning of and don't do it again!

Criminal gangs use this gaping loophole to encourage and force the teflon kiddie-criminals to commit serious offences for them. Naturally I pointed out that products of hardscrabble broken Families burdened by multi-generational Poverty andfailure to procure Educations are largely to blame for their abysmal predicament.

So apparently the quaint notion of reforming violent criminals (of any age) has come full circle. Donn believes that this hot button issue may actually secure a Conservative Majority a few weeks from now...they are leading in the polls.

Crime maybe 5th on the list of issues lead by the Economy, Environment pffft yeah right as if, Healthcare, and Afghanistan, but sweet sweet revenge is a universal crowd pleaser and an easy avenue for the working class to vent their frustration and lash out.

Isn't it peculiar that after 200 years Jeremy Bloody Bentham's peculiar notion that prisoners of any age can be rehabilitated and re-enter society may be coming to an end...is the return of the Death Penalty far behind?

Plus Ça Change Plus C'Est La Même Chose.

What Your Name Says About You

Your name says that you are mostly: Shrewd but overbearing Your name also says you are: Moral but jealous Unconventional but unstable

What Does Your Name Say About You?

HERE

Or HOWZABOUT this blast from the past?

Your very own Tibetan Personality Test...apparently you don't have to be Tibetan to take it..Yippeee!

Here's their spin...

"There are only 4 questions but the results are very interesting. I was kind of shocked by what some of my answers meant. Be honest and honor what pops into your mind when the questions present themselves."

Grasshopper, click on the following:

http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html

SEALMAKER-MANIA!
If only Random Chick had used her powers for good, and kept the link to SealGenerator away from my poor, fragile, little,

OOH-SOMETHING-SHINY mind.

I di-int even have time to add colours or change templates because this is like 100% pure 'crackine' to me!

HELP!

I triple dare you to NOT play with yourself for the next half hour!

THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE

THIS MAN

TURNED THIS

INTO THIS.

According to Wiki:

A dead cat bounce is a term used by traders in the finance industry to describe a pattern wherein a spectacular decline in the price of a stock is immediately followed by a moderate and temporary rise before resuming its downward movement, with the connotation that the rise was not an indication of improving circumstances in the fundamentals of the stock.

It is derived from the notion that

"even a dead cat will bounce

if it falls from a great height".

Today's DCB in the markets can be credited to Bush, Mr. Free Market, and leader of the largest debtor nation in the world, who has offered to protect the American Financial Industry and the greedy gambling asshat fatcats who stay up late dreaming up new schemes to steal from the stockholders.

Instead of addressing reckless borrowing, encouraging people to save, or encouraging stockholders to take back control of their investments from CEOs who enjoy ridiculous, astronomical, f*cking salaries, regardless of performance, that are now 300 times that of the average worker.

Try and fathom the rationale for this list of CEO Compen$ation?

If this doesn't make you plotz, you are in a coma!

NOPE..Bush's brilliant plan is to 'borrow' One Trillion Dollar$ from Ma and Pa Kettle to cover the incredibly irresponsible actions of his buddies on Wall Street.

Today's dead cat bounce will not hide the fact that the American Dollar may soon be used as confetti.

Got Gold?

ACK!