Thursday, September 25, 2008

$UM TING WONG!

Over the past ten years Uncle Sam has borrowed something like
1.4 TRILLIONF*CKINGDOLLARS from China.




As FRONTY reports, the Honeymoon may be over...
and NO this isn't Fronty!


So in honor of this highly anticipated and totally expected event, I would like to dedicate a song to all of the Financial F*cking Rocket Scientists working for the Bush Administration and Wall Street;

Myopic Analysts, Selfish Traders, Souless Lenders, Asshat Economists, & Greedy beyond comprehension CEOs,

try to imagine the$e idiot$ dre$$ed in thou$and dollar $uit$ and $hoe$..
you know like these guys

anyway they are the asshats who got all of us into this bloody mess by trying to get away with it.


btw; You have seen Lady & The Tramp right?


We are Chinese Bankers if you please
We are Chinese Bankers if you don't please

Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
Do you see your Dollar swirling round and round
Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown
If we sneaking up upon it carefully
There will be inflation for you and interest for me
Do you hear what I hear a President cry
Where we finding Dubya there's milk near by
And if we look at Bail Out Plan there could be
Plenty of VIG* for you and also some for me"

MeeOUCH!

19 comments:

  1. I misread that as "Plenty of VAG for you."

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  2. I always used to think of Alan Greenspan, the former Chairman Of The Federal Reserve, as really being Norman Greenbaum who sang Spirit In The Sky.

    If Ben Turpin was at the helm in Wall Street, the world economy would be in a better shape.

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  3. we're f*cked, that's all i have to say.

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  4. Got a spare bedroom I can rent? This country is getting too stupid for words... when their greed and stupidity costs all of us, and they get "rescued" while we get re-screwed....

    Time to move.

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  5. Great Post! Your blog is pretty interesting and funny also.

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  6. will code HTML for Food? OMG that cant be true!

    those 2 men in that pic that u constantly put up crack me up big time Donn LOL!

    we r doomed!

    Keshi.

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  7. I am seriously contemplating moving to Canada. If it wasn't for my dislike of Kraft Dinner every night I would be there today.

    Iffin I do decide to move, who will I bunk with? I can't be homeless in Canada too!! lol

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  8. why is america owing everyone and the world is still controlled by america?

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  9. What's the html hyperimage for food again?

    Luvved your play on Gilbert & Sullivan HE. I think you should go the whole hog with an entire 'Credit Crunch' musical.

    Or do you have a different buzz phrase for the current depression stateside?

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  10. Pity the Olympics aren't next year.
    What a lovely thought of George W on his knees to a Mao lookalike.

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  11. Dubya's truly going out in fine style and yep, there's a hint of "told you so" in there.

    Why hasn't someone suggested the obvious -- that if they shut the Iraq war down right now and pulled out, that'd help pay for all this $700 billion?

    McCain's photo op/suspension of election campaign ploy has totally backfired, Palin's being lambasted, it's all caving in on the Reflublicans...

    YES!

    (Better watch out, the Chinese are going to read this and immediately recruit you as an amabassador for their "We own America" Embassy).

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  12. you maybe overcrowded up there if things continue the way things have be happening down here~~we just may all come to your place

    and that's a scary thought for ya!

    i don't even think i am going to turn on the tv to see what those asshats did last night~~~at midnight it was reported the idiots were still working trying to figure out a bail out for duyba

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  13. Oh, I love it. If it weren't for you I'd spend my life completely misguided and lost.

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  14. Credit crunch musical and moving to Canada. Those are two very good suggestions.

    http://menwithpens.ca/shutting-down

    I've lost track of what's happening. I think it's time to hibernate foh ree-al.

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  15. Thank You Blogger..here I go again....

    MJ
    HAHAHA! Well there has to be an 'upside' doesn't there?

    BETTY
    When he dies and they lay him to rest
    gonna go where inflation is put to rest


    REBECCA
    My point exactly..it's getting worse as reality creeps in.

    BREAKERSLION
    The American public will get royally re-screwed when they bail out those poor Investment Bankers..
    Executive Socialism.

    HI KIMMIE
    Thanks but it's really hit and miss...I have no idea what I'm doing?

    KESHTAR
    That's a pretty good guess considering that America is 25% of the entire world economy. Got Gold?

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  16. Thank You Blogger..here I go again....

    MJ
    HAHAHA! Well there has to be an 'upside' doesn't there?

    BETTY
    When he dies and they lay him to rest
    gonna go where inflation is put to rest


    REBECCA
    My point exactly..it's getting worse as reality creeps in.

    BREAKERSLION
    The American public will get royally re-screwed when they bail out those poor Investment Bankers..
    Executive Socialism.

    HI KIMMIE
    Thanks but it's really hit and miss...I have no idea what I'm doing?

    KESHTAR
    That's a pretty good guess considering that America is 25% of the entire world economy. Got Gold?

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  17. AWA
    Canadians only have Kraft Dinner 4 nights a week..
    we also have Caribou Burgers, Beaver Omelettes, Pemmican AND Pelican, and on Sundays, Waffles with Maple Syrup.

    MISTI
    That's a fine question and I'm glad you asked. They own everything because they can disintegrate everything.

    LAURA
    Th credit crunch should be called the Greed Bleed. Even the wall street weasels knew it was coming..they were just as amazed as we were that they could keep getting away with practicing voodoo economics for two decades.

    KAZ
    Dubya will be on his knees anyway except this time he'll be facing forward!

    CHRIS
    I would make a fine AmbASSador for les Chinois! I had better start watching all of those old Charlie Chan movies to get the accent right.

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  18. CHARLENE
    This bail out will keep running into trouble because the Houses are full of people whose main job is protecting THEIR job..so they gotta make it look like they are as outraged as Ma & Pa Kettle.

    CATSCRATCH
    No problemo. I hope that you are familiar with the term MAS..
    Male Answer Syndrome?
    I have a terminal case.

    SPENTRAILS
    There you are! How can you lose track..out of all the people I know out here you are prolly the best qualified to explain the dynamics of how this is going to unfold.

    Come on over atleast we have Healthcare and the cold climate keeps the riff raff away.

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  19. Hey, I'm seriously contemplating it. The mood here is mixed to say the least.

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