Seriously, I got an email from Leo DifreakinCaprio courtesy of www.AnimalActionWeek.ca .
I wish Monica Bellucci sent me an email..
even another Temporary Restraining Order would be cool!
Have you received any Celebrity Endorsements lately?
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(*sighs*) Unfortunately not at the moment, Donn.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't lose my hopes (when I become a famous scriptwriter, I won't need an e-mail or snail mail to date Jude Law or Clive Owen. (Leo diCaprio... not my type, lol).
(*falls off her chair laughing*)
I am still glorying in my unsolicited email from Ann Widdecombe.
ReplyDeleteOf course, you have nobody THAT famous over your side of the Atlantic.
You changed this post, didn't you? I read something else in my reader a while back.
ReplyDeleteWhen I come here, I get to see a very dressed Leo and undressed Bellucci.
If you don't want me to visit you, tell me loud and clear.
This is underhanded and mean!!!
No, but I know how to pronounce "Gautami" now so at least SOME progress has been made.
ReplyDeleteOooh, and here I was kidding myself you were a little more separated from the animals than this HE!
ReplyDeleteI mean I know a restraining order from me is not the same, but if it'll make your day like that!
what's so difficult about pronouncing 'Gautami'?
ReplyDeletehhahaa. this is becoming another post in itself.
and no, donnnnn, i know not any celebrity, you snob.
huh,....is it celespam? how come i dont get one?
ReplyDeleteWas it "Beneath the Waves - remember me in Titanic"?
ReplyDeleteNo. But then, again, none of them haven't received any from me so we're even.
ReplyDeleteShe is mighty yummy.
LENI
ReplyDeleteWhen you're famous will you please send me emails so that I can post about it?
VICUS
I know who Ann 'Family-Bloody-Values' Widdecombe is!
She is the Papist bloody Turncoat who dreamed up the bloody £100 fine for sparkin' up a bloody spliff!
Did you send a terse reply or were you too high?
GOTME
I didn't want to bore you with the actual letter. I know that you're into brevity these days (you declared war on word verification) so I didn't want to be tedious.
I NEED you to visit me, my inner masochist demands it!
MJ
It's GOTme and I was informed that it is a beautiful traditional Indian name.
Whereas Donn, according to Irish mythology, Donn, or the Dark One, is the Lord of the Dead and father of Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, whom he gave to Aengus Og to be nurtured.
Sheesh!
LAURA-EATE
For the most part I pride myself on being above the lower animals BUT I'm only human! We're talking about Monica Bellucci here!? A uniquely perfect arrangement of molecules that defies comprehension...
and I hear she has agreat personality and sews her own clothes too!
Forgive me?
MISTI
ReplyDeleteI suggest that you start cyber-stalking immediately! It's the cheapest and fastest way to get noticed by Celebrities (and their lawyers) and it's super fun!
GHOSTY
You probably have a fancy schmancy Spam Filter on your computer...la di da!
If I didn't get Spam, Trojan Horses, and assorted Viruses, I would have nothing to read in my IN basket.
Please talk to Gautami and calm her down a little...I fear that she's back on the warpath...all I did was post a comment about the necessity for word verification and then posted my comment 12 times!
HAHAHAHAHA! Good One!
GEOFF
Jack:
"Listen, Rose.
You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and make lots of babies, and you're gonna watch them grow.
You're gonna die an old...
an old lady warm in her bed, but not here, not this night.
Not like this, do you understand me?"
((Waaaaaaaaaaaah))
GILLETTE
I'll bet that they would gladly reply to your email..
anyway, now that I'm in tight with Leo, I can ask around?
I shall dub myself KING of Hangerson.
I received an email from Paul Newman only moments before he died. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteWINKY
ReplyDeleteI did?
I don't remember doing that?
Atleast my doppleganger Matthew McConaughey will be kickin' around for a while.
See ya later Winky.
Whoah
ReplyDeleteTHAT was freaky!
I didn't get an email from Leo, but I did get an unsoliciited Victoria's Secret in the mail. It had my name on it and everything.
ReplyDeleteI think they must have got my name and address from GQ, who I recently subscribed with. Either way, I'm not complaining.
Actually, now that you ask, Adriana Lima must have sent it to me. You know, to get my attention (if you're unaware of Ms Lima, you must Google, then ogle).
I didn't get an email from Leo, but I did get an unsoliciited Victoria's Secret in the mail. It had my name on it and everything.
ReplyDeleteI think they must have got my name and address from GQ, who I recently subscribed with. Either way, I'm not complaining.
Actually, now that you ask, Adriana Lima must have sent it to me. You know, to get my attention (if you're unaware of Ms Lima, you must Google, then ogle).
Sorry for the double post. Damn Shaw Cable.
ReplyDeleteHi AB!
ReplyDeleteDid you get my message
XXX OOO
Call Me?!
What the!
ReplyDeleteYou sexy beetch, Coppens.
ReplyDeleteSCHWING!
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ReplyDeleteThese are for you, dahling.
ReplyDeleteMJ, I mean Monica, those linky things never work..
ReplyDeletedo you double check them?
dont worry...ill talk to Gautami. :)
ReplyDeleteOh for heavinz sake, Donnold.
ReplyDeleteCopy and paste thees...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJczxUmhT_g
I wish I cud email Ms.Belluci and tell her how much u wanna...buy her bread. :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Nope, I cannot say that I have... I don't know any celebs I don't think, LOL
ReplyDeleteNooo... nobody loves me... :( haha
ReplyDeleteGHOSTY
ReplyDeleteThanks I knew that you could smooth things over and buy me a little time to plot my next incident.
MJ, I mean Monica,
that didn't work either? Should I just look up Monica Bellucci on YouTube...I prolly already have it..which scene did you have in mind..the one from Shoot Em Up?
KESHTAR
It's all a harmless obssession to deflect any misunderstandings about my affection for certain commentors..it's the oldest trick in the book...my good-lady-wife knows that she is MY Monica Bellucci and everybody else can think that I'm a shallow twat with an immature infatuation.
btw go to the end of my sidebar and listen to 'violent and young' by Iglu & Hartly..awesome song! They have another called In This City.
Check it out.
CAZZIE
Seriously, you don't have any contact with any celebs? None? I find that hard to believe..HAHAHA!
STACE
Aidan loves you what more could you want? You're a very lucky person.
is ED MCMAHON famous enough for ya, bucko? oh yeah. OH YEAH BABY.
ReplyDeleteNATIONS
ReplyDeleteHi-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
On behalf of Monica, who is thinking what a tard you are right now, go to YouTube and type MONICA BELLUCCI BREASTS into the search box.
ReplyDeleteSee the pic of her cleavage?
Click on it.
Donnnn, those links of MJ's (er, and also Monica's) always work when I click on them.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing wrong????
Not of late, which reminds me.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the "remember to buy my new fragrance Sexy Darling" email from Kylie.
It could be because they don't sell it here yet, but still..
MJ
ReplyDeleteI'm special!
((nuhyeh!))
ANONYMOUS
uhunno?
I'm special!
CYBERPETE
Kylie's fragrance should have been called "Sweet Cheeks"..
ain't she a Peach!
Don't you know who I am???!!??
ReplyDeleteSomeone I know recently got an email from his (US) senator explaining why he'd voted against the Bush/Paulson rescue plan. Don't know who the senator was. Democrat though.
Does that count?
Nope; no famous people sending me emails. Lately, it's just a bunch of lonely Eastern European women peddling cheap, prescription narcotics in my spam folder.
ReplyDeletebut ofcourse we r all entitled to hv an 'immature infatuation', dun we Donno? ;-) I actually hv a 1000!
ReplyDeletek I'll check out the hot numbers then, tnxx!
Keshi.
omgg Donno its MY song! ty so much IM LOVING IT!!!!! Im rocking to it too...love the music. Absolutely MY kind! ty ty ty ty ty! Im gonna put this song up next in my blog.
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Monica is my BFF! She sends her love...lol!
ReplyDeleteYou kill me...
happy almost wknd to ya!
Nope, only politicos send me email for various political group functions. I have received two emails from James Woods though. When email was still young and new, I sent him an email just to see if he would reply and he did heh.
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