From out of nowhere it yoinked me from my vehicle.
Luckily I was rescued by two survivors.
The survivors brought me to a location in the Exchange District where thousands of Zombies had gathered.
Their leader mumbled an impassioned speech about the lack of Zombie rights...
and whipped the crowd into a frenzy.
The Zombies easily overpowered the single Zombie Disposal Unit which has also fallen victim to cutbacks from City Hall.
Now there was nothing to stop them from terrorizing the city in search of braaains and so off they shuffled into the night.
Despite the best efforts of my two bodyguards,
I fear that I am doomed..
I only hope that I can hang on long enough...
to announce winner of the Freakin Green Elf Shorts caption contest...
next Saturday... October 30.... at midnight!