The friendly FREAKIN GREEN ELF SHORTS competition began way back in 2004 in Ohio, and since it's ominous inception, the actual shorts have been shuttled off to exotic places like New Zealand, Ireland, Salt Lake City, Switzerland, Toronto, Denmark, Texas, and several stays throughout jolly olde England.
Now I shall prepare my own visual image, which shall then be mercilessly assailed with rude, hilarious, yet strangely insightful remarks, with mischief aforethought, by cybervolk from all walks of life, both foreign, domestic, and from parts unknown. Hilarity and mayhem shall ensue.
Click HERE for a concise historical outline of the event prepared by the incomparable MJ of Infomaniac fame, who just so happened to have won the event in 2007.
I was fortunate enough to win the photo-quip competition back in 2009, and for those of you who know what the hell I am talking aboot, Cyberpete filled the box with loads of treats from Denmark.
I am the fourth proud Canadian to have captured the prize..
a moment please, I'm a little verklempt...
and I look upon this honour with humility, shock, and awe.
This truly is a global event, and though it is not suitable for children, the faint of heart, weak of mind, or uptight ninnys, I encourage you to tell all of your friends about it, unless of course they're way funnier than you are. HELLO!?
I look forward to some exciting wordplay, foreplay, and fairplay. Prepare to witness a vigorous display of intellectual vigor and Wildian wit rarely seen on the electronic Interwebs.
Please plan on participating and making this the best event ever.
In closing, may I present for your viewing pleasure, a gallery of some of the characters who have lived the dream.