If you live in this part of the world you must prepare to spend an inordinate amount of time looking out for frickin' BEARS!
Bears are badass MOFOs and whenever they get the chance Bears will try to eat you and your entire family.
Oh yes they will!
Bears will try to eat you even if you are minding your own business and trying to camp out in a tent during the Summer month of July.
Here in Manitoba, Black Bears spend three months (Spring, Summer & Fall) fattening up on wild berries, garbage, and human flesh, before hibernating throughout our excruciatingly tedious, soul-sucking, nine months of Winter.
Then the bloody Polar Bears start sneaking in your backyard.
If you can catch enough Polars and sneak some Percocet into their Baby Harp Seal Bear Food, which is very affordable, the Polars really mellow out and make fine sledbears.
Of course we don't have Grizzly Bears (here shown to scale) like they do in the Rockies oot in Western Canada.
Fortunately for us, Grizzlies are content eating Japanese Tourists and too bizzay makin' little Grizzlies to migrate over here.
Like us, Black Bears are omnivores, and they especially love to eat nuts.
I once had to play a Black Bear in a movie with Hannah Montana.
Bears. Mankind has competed with those hairy bastards for Millenia and I for one am sick and tired of it!
Bears..UGH... I hate 'em.
I can't wait until Poachers have killed all of them and sent the last Bear Gall Bladder to China so that those poor men can have boners.
Bears make our lives unbearable.