In lieu of boring the crap out of you with what I've learned about Blogging after publishing fünfhundert posts, and letting 500 unpublished drafts simmer, to mark this momentous occasion I shall break with tradition and attempt to adhere to the golden guidelines;
Therefore, in accordance with the lurid wishes of the insatiable voyeurs MJ & FIRST NATIONS, I am publishing their highly anticipated beefcake photo of moi hachage en bas d'un arbre énorme!
Even though the following unretouched shameless exhibition of self aggrandizement may tarnish my image and impugn my carefully calculated cerebral cyber-brand pffft I have endeavoured to ease my conscience by captioning a timeless proverbial truism.
My dying wish is that my legacy might be encapsulated with these words of wisdom. If you remember one thing about my 500 egregious oversimplifications about Life, let it be this...
Hopefully I will make the next fünfhundert more fün to read!
Thanks for keepin' it real.