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Sunday, January 25, 2009
READING WEEK Click on my profile.. see all the Blogs that I am trying to follow... in order to do this, I need to spend one week every month visiting. While I'm away, if you can possibly manage the time, please scroll down and feed my fish.
becomes a bit of a job in itself at times no??? i know i have had to seriously trim the list back,, but i still follow 115 blogs and add to and detract from all the time......
PROJECTIVINCI CODE No kidding! Artificial life? It's easy to fool our little monkey brain isn't it?
GAUTAMI It's virtually impossible to overfeed those gluttons!
EYE LIKE THE VIEW Put the kettle on..
SCURRILOUS VICUNA My dear Vicus, I do a lot of visiting every day but it's not enough to make the rounds. Prepare the fatted calf the prodigal son approacheth!
SCARLETT du BLEU I wish they looked like Sharks and you dropped little people with your cursor..Hmm, I prolly shouldn't admit to that?
PAISLEY Ditto! They're all so different and it seems to be the only way for me to get a hint of developing thread...anyway, you get what you give out here.
GHOSTAY Gatami is all Hat and NO cattle when it comes to her idle threats. She wouldn't hurt a fly.
CITIZENISTA I have that too..it's great..but with so many people to read I also like to drop by and leave a blurb and perhaps find out why they aren't posting.
ZIG-A-ZIG-ZIG WHAT!? Don't scare me like that? I had to go an look...poor little starving buggers.
I luv feeding the fish! I do that a lot when I visit! A fat fish is a delicious fish--isn't fish fat good for the body? Well at least til the scientists find evidence next year saying fish fat will kill us.
You sure do read a lot of blogs! Which is fun. I usually spend a few hours some nights (or mornings) doing visits; usually do visit when I there is nothing good on tv, but I do have the radio playing music while I surf the blog waves :)
this is me multitasking from the dentist's waiting room..weird..
GORDIE To tell the truth I don't have the foggiest notion what a church cake is? Is there money in it?
MJ Oh come on now I'll visit you every time that my parole officer leaves the room.
PONITA Time consuming? This is all voluntary...and your cat better stay out of my Aquarium because it is full of rosemary. I'll see you soon.
OLD KNUDSEN *blush
JUST A GIRL C'MON YOU CAN'T KID A KIDDER! My fish will never die, do you hear me NEVERRRRRR!
KRIMO Please don't make a fuss on my account..table for 1..and how is the fish today?
EROSWINGS Prolly too many but there are so many great blogs out here..i still get really excited finding new people to harrass and torment.
KATHERINE Only so many hours in a day but after three years of blogging I figured eout that it is more fun to visit..plus I get carried away and demand too much time from readers anyway.
MISTI Sorry..had to leave the Dentist's office before I could finish...and I think that I did something weird to his computer?
Yes most of th bloggers on my roll are addictive, the others are just fascinating.
STACE Isn't it scary how calming that is..now, knowing that, think of how easy it will be for the MAN to manipulate our little monkey brains with stuff like Facebook and Blogging...OMG!.. it's already happening!
WHITEFISH Quick name some vegetarian fish...GO! Thought so.
MJ Actually not much, it's what she has to do to get the 10th and 11th drink that makes it interesting.
GILLETTE They are totally gluttonous little bastards...but they don't seem to grow..that's my only complaint, ti would be so cool to see them grow as you fed them...and they should be sharks.
GLUGSTER! Hey welcome..what makes it weird is that we think of fish as graceful creatures and the programmer somehow found that a little wiggle is enough to satisfy most men...the women expect a little more.
SPENTRAILS Here's your drink Madame...well I have the notifications of new posts on my sidebar that certainly helps..I can usually visit about 10 a day but if everybody starts wrting the system crumbles...I need to hire a ghost commentor.
ALLEN I just saw 'that' on the Office and apparently it's called time theft when you blog at work. Facebook I can see but blogging?
LENI I'm beginning to wonder if there is a subliminal porno flashing in between the fish? I mean why would that be so interesting? I can waste like 10 minutes making them swim from corner to corner..don't tell anyone that I said that OK?
WINKY McWIENERHEAD I need something to s l o w d o w n the brain synapses, or atleast get them to connect to the importent portion of my brain.. like the part that remembers where my car keys are!
CYBERPETE I'm not much of a wine guy but I did have a nice bottle of FETZER Gewurtztraminer with my supper this evening. Be a sport and feed the fish..come on..you know you want to?
MY DEAR MRS. POUNCER Now now..have you forgotten that all of the supervillains in the Bond movies have an Aquarium? It is a God-like activity that allows you to control an environment and it is pleasing to watch the mindless antics of your captives as they wiggle to and fro...waiting ever-so-patiently for your next act of generosity..the act of which you can determine.
Silly fish they don't know anything about me but they still believe that I exist.
LULU Well good for you. You could try setting up a little obstacle course but I should think that the little black one will have nothing to do with it..has a mind of it's own..which is why she is my favorite.
LESLIE Your act shall not go unrewarded in this lifetime. The Karmic boomerang is turning towards you as I write this...don't forget to duck!
ANNA I beg to differ! My leetle Feeshies would do no such thing. They are simply here to give pleasure and nothing more. Your puter is reacting to something else. *runs over to console the fish
ELIZABETH Aren't they marvelous? At the risk of sounding like a broken record..after three years out here I can say without fear of contradiction, that these guys are the ultimate time waster.
GEL/PUNDERELLA You are very kind and there is a special place at the bottom of the Sea waiting to repay your magnanimous gesture..and when you reach Titanic say hi to Jack Dawson for me..he was an awesome friend.
MISTI Oh My! You sound as if you are going through some sort of episode of identity theft..but it's an inside job?
Look, I know that you are trying to sound tough but you are a marshmallow. Don't fight it..use the force..good always overcomes evil.
NATIONS OK OK calm down for a moment. Did you take the Blue Pill or the Red Pill? Try to remember.
The Blue fish is actually all of the colours except blue which is being reflected back to you...there, now try and figure that out...I can't...51 years later and I still don't get that.
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damn that fish thing!
ReplyDeleteit's addictive.
I overfed your fishes!
ReplyDeletefed the fish, as requested - now, where have you gone and will you be sending me a postcard?
ReplyDeleteXXX
You are only visiting for one week a month? But I got those eccles cakes to which you are so partial. And I've decorated the tent.
ReplyDeleteThe fish ate me.
ReplyDeleteSx
becomes a bit of a job in itself at times no??? i know i have had to seriously trim the list back,, but i still follow 115 blogs and add to and detract from all the time......
ReplyDeletegautami iz trying to kill ur fishes mwahahaa :p
ReplyDeleteThis is why I like google reader - it tell me when there are new posts and I don't have to go around looking.
ReplyDeletethe fish have left!
ReplyDeletePROJECTIVINCI CODE
ReplyDeleteNo kidding! Artificial life? It's easy to fool our little monkey brain isn't it?
GAUTAMI
It's virtually impossible to overfeed those gluttons!
EYE LIKE THE VIEW
Put the kettle on..
SCURRILOUS VICUNA
My dear Vicus, I do a lot of visiting every day but it's not enough to make the rounds. Prepare the fatted calf the prodigal son approacheth!
SCARLETT du BLEU
I wish they looked like Sharks and you dropped little people with your cursor..Hmm, I prolly shouldn't admit to that?
PAISLEY
Ditto! They're all so different and it seems to be the only way for me to get a hint of developing thread...anyway, you get what you give out here.
GHOSTAY
Gatami is all Hat and NO cattle when it comes to her idle threats.
She wouldn't hurt a fly.
CITIZENISTA
I have that too..it's great..but with so many people to read I also like to drop by and leave a blurb and perhaps find out why they aren't posting.
ZIG-A-ZIG-ZIG
WHAT!? Don't scare me like that? I had to go an look...poor little starving buggers.
;;I tried to feed your fish to my cat, but she turned her nose up at the Eccles Cakes.
ReplyDeleteI'll save you the time of visiting my blog today...
ReplyDeleteIt's nothing but pipe-smoking primates on view. Cheery, to be sure, but I'm sure you have deeper topics to explore elsewhere.
My cat will eat your fish if you don't come visit me.
ReplyDeleteWhatever... you do what you gotta do... I visit some regulars and the rest just once in a while to see what's happening. Too time consuming otherwise.
Or you can do what I do and don't bother unless they are hot weemen......... or you sweetcheeks.
ReplyDeleteI think it might have been me that killed the fish.
ReplyDeleteI'll make sure my posts are short and sweet...
ReplyDeleteAnd shallow so your fishes don't drown.
I luv feeding the fish! I do that a lot when I visit! A fat fish is a delicious fish--isn't fish fat good for the body? Well at least til the scientists find evidence next year saying fish fat will kill us.
ReplyDeleteYou sure do read a lot of blogs! Which is fun. I usually spend a few hours some nights (or mornings) doing visits; usually do visit when I there is nothing good on tv, but I do have the radio playing music while I surf the blog waves :)
yeah, I only get around to most of them once a week....a few everyday...but not many anymore...
ReplyDeletesome of your friends are dangerous to visit.
ReplyDeletethey're addictive.
Your fish are funky and hypnotic... Does it come as a screensave? :)
ReplyDeleteSo ya fish don't eat veggies!
ReplyDeleteDamn shame that bucko!
HELL-o!
ReplyDeleteWhat does a girl have to do to get a drink around here?
Voracious little suckers. Cute, too.
ReplyDeleteHave fun on your travels!
Have you noticed that you can make the fish swim in weird zigzag paterns? Well trained fish you have there!
ReplyDeleteDon't you use RSS? Have we had this conversation before? Where's my drink?
ReplyDeleteI barely blog anymore. No internet at work.
ReplyDeleteYour fishes are mesmerising me. And i think they're overfed.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I'm still recovering after looking at your huge bloglist. :S
Just have a tablespoon of cod liver oil every day. Fires up your brain synapses and the pills require no feeding.
ReplyDeleteI will pass on the feeding the fish but I'll offer to watch your wine cellar
ReplyDeleteIt is extremely vulgar to keep an aquarium. I sincerely hope you are not a common arriviste, Mr Coppens.
ReplyDeleteYou're fish are too fat I've put them on a regime
ReplyDeleteFed the fish.
ReplyDeleteI think your fish overheat my wimpy computer and end up shutting me down. Bad fishies!
ReplyDeletethis is me multitasking from the dentist's waiting room..weird..
ReplyDeleteGORDIE
To tell the truth I don't have the foggiest notion what a church cake is? Is there money in it?
MJ
Oh come on now I'll visit you every time that my parole officer leaves the room.
PONITA
Time consuming? This is all voluntary...and your cat better stay out of my Aquarium because it is full of rosemary. I'll see you soon.
OLD KNUDSEN
*blush
JUST A GIRL
C'MON YOU CAN'T KID A KIDDER!
My fish will never die, do you hear me NEVERRRRRR!
KRIMO
Please don't make a fuss on my account..table for 1..and how is the fish today?
EROSWINGS
Prolly too many but there are so many great blogs out here..i still get really excited finding new people to harrass and torment.
KATHERINE
Only so many hours in a day but after three years of blogging I figured eout that it is more fun to visit..plus I get carried away and demand too much time from readers anyway.
MISTI
Love the fish!! How very cool. I've been here for a while. They may explode...
ReplyDeleteI also sang to them. They don't mind that i'm off tun(a). :)
ReplyDeleteYour *different*, yet insightful comments are worth waiting for! It's obvious you do read the post or posts and do that thoroughly.
just have to blow your bubble by telling you that your fishes are retarded. they will follow the cursor even without feeds.
ReplyDeletedidn't i sound mean?
ReplyDeletehuh huh huh?
me mean. take that. *punch*
(cries)
*forgive me*
*take me back*
oh crap. where the hell have you gone now?
ReplyDelete*looks around nervously*
THE BLUE FISH WON'T EAT ANYTHING!!!!!
ReplyDelete*runs in circles freeking*
I swear to you the blue fish won't eat. its not eating. its NOT.
MISTI
ReplyDeleteSorry..had to leave the Dentist's office before I could finish...and I think that I did something weird to his computer?
Yes most of th bloggers on my roll are addictive, the others are just fascinating.
STACE
Isn't it scary how calming that is..now, knowing that, think of how easy it will be for the MAN to manipulate our little monkey brains with stuff like Facebook and Blogging...OMG!..
it's already happening!
WHITEFISH
Quick name some vegetarian fish...GO!
Thought so.
MJ
Actually not much, it's what she has to do to get the 10th and 11th drink that makes it interesting.
GILLETTE
They are totally gluttonous little bastards...but they don't seem to grow..that's my only complaint, ti would be so cool to see them grow as you fed them...and they should be sharks.
GLUGSTER!
Hey welcome..what makes it weird is that we think of fish as graceful creatures and the programmer somehow found that a little wiggle is enough to satisfy most men...the women expect a little more.
SPENTRAILS
Here's your drink Madame...well I have the notifications of new posts on my sidebar that certainly helps..I can usually visit about 10 a day but if everybody starts wrting the system crumbles...I need to hire a ghost commentor.
ALLEN
I just saw 'that' on the Office and apparently it's called time theft when you blog at work.
Facebook I can see but blogging?
LENI
I'm beginning to wonder if there is a subliminal porno flashing in between the fish? I mean why would that be so interesting? I can waste like 10 minutes making them swim from corner to corner..don't tell anyone that I said that OK?
WINKY McWIENERHEAD
ReplyDeleteI need something to s l o w d o w n the brain synapses, or atleast get them to connect to the importent portion of my brain..
like the part that remembers where my car keys are!
CYBERPETE
I'm not much of a wine guy but I did have a nice bottle of FETZER Gewurtztraminer with my supper this evening.
Be a sport and feed the fish..come on..you know you want to?
MY DEAR MRS. POUNCER
Now now..have you forgotten that all of the supervillains in the Bond movies have an Aquarium? It is a God-like activity that allows you to control an environment and it is pleasing to watch the mindless antics of your captives as they wiggle to and fro...waiting ever-so-patiently for your next act of generosity..the act of which you can determine.
Silly fish they don't know anything about me but they still believe that I exist.
LULU
Well good for you. You could try setting up a little obstacle course but I should think that the little black one will have nothing to do with it..has a mind of it's own..which is why she is my favorite.
LESLIE
Your act shall not go unrewarded in this lifetime. The Karmic boomerang is turning towards you as I write this...don't forget to duck!
ANNA
I beg to differ! My leetle Feeshies would do no such thing. They are simply here to give pleasure and nothing more. Your puter is reacting to something else.
*runs over to console the fish
ELIZABETH
Aren't they marvelous? At the risk of sounding like a broken record..after three years out here I can say without fear of contradiction, that these guys are the ultimate time waster.
GEL/PUNDERELLA
You are very kind and there is a special place at the bottom of the Sea waiting to repay your magnanimous gesture..and when you reach Titanic say hi to Jack Dawson for me..he was an awesome friend.
MISTI
Oh My! You sound as if you are going through some sort of episode of identity theft..but it's an inside job?
Look, I know that you are trying to sound tough but you are a marshmallow. Don't fight it..use the force..good always overcomes evil.
NATIONS
OK OK calm down for a moment.
Did you take the Blue Pill or the Red Pill? Try to remember.
The Blue fish is actually all of the colours except blue which is being reflected back to you...there, now try and figure that out...I can't...51 years later and I still don't get that.
lol.. i like the fish :)
ReplyDeleteyou sure have quite the list there... not sure i could keep track of everyone!