Thursday, January 22, 2009

I CAN'T BEAR THE GUILT


Commenting on my last post Lulu LaBonne said...
"That's just you and your friends in bear suits making people feel good isn't it?"


Yes Lulu, GUILTY AS CHARGED!



but I sure had Miley_Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) goin' for a while..



until she
pulled my mask off and said,



"I figur'd you was kinda short to be playin' that Chewin' Tobacca guy from Star Wars!"


Ouch!

25 comments:

  1. You're smoking! May the farce be with you, HE.

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  2. I thought that standing bear looked familiar.

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  3. What do I add to that?

    Well, bears deserve bear hugs, don't they?

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  4. Is this what you do on holidays? LOL.

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  5. and thats you in the chewy suit too innit!!!??

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  6. From what I've seen you don't need a bear suit, you just let it grow out.

    If ever attacked by a bear have a set of colour cards handy to identify whether its a brown , black or whatever bear. If a black bear then you shove yer thumb up its bung hole as this confuses them and you run in a sharp zig zag fashion away. If its a brown bear you play dead, these bears crave conversation and will leave you if dissed. If the bear happens to be a polar bear then shove yer thumb up its bung hole and then play dead, it was nice knowing you. If the bear is a panda do not hug it as these creatures are most deadly, did I ever tell you about the Great white panda that took me leg? well I shouldn't of had to as you should have read all me archives. If it is a koala bear kick it to death and serve with chips and hot cheese on top.

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  7. We stayed on a campsite in Arizona last year and there was this sign warning us we were in 'Bear Country'. The sign advised, if a bear approaches you, avoid eye contact and back away slowly. By the way, that is totally opposite to what I would have done which is to try and scare the crap out of it.
    Thank god I now know that in the event of a 'bear incident' all I need to do is stick my thumb up its arse. I'm almost looking forward to it!

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  8. That's not a suit - it's healthy man hair.

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  9. Holy moley your head gets around!

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  10. I think you'd make a fine Chewy.

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  11. So do you get on stilts and play chewy backer as well then?

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  12. That's the kind of outfit we need to wear here in Winterpeg to stay warm.... the bitter cold is returning on the north wind tonight.

    When will it end?

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  13. once again, the content belies the promise, the sweet, sweet promise, of the title. don, you toy with me. you wreak havoc on my midichlorians. my blood pressure is made to rage like thor. and then....and then.....?


    A PICTURE OF A FREAKIN' BEAR. yeah.
    a woods bear. a bear from the freakin' WOODS, don. ursus dissappointmentalis 'WTF.'

    now i gotta go to Folsom Street Leather.com for awhile. just, thanks. THANKS A WHOLE LOT, DON.

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  14. Hannah Montana looks taller! Though she ought be careful. Never know when a real bear might decide she's just right for a snack.

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  15. Spiders might or might not have tongues but you forgot that Gautami has a sharp one!

    You want that lashing at you?
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    *grin*


    PS: Who asked you to pick on MY poetry??

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  16. oh god...not another war. hey donn...howszzap?

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  17. It's never too late
    To depiliate

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  18. i was told hairy men are sexy.

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  19. In my experience, it doesn't do to wander around in a bear suit.

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  20. Ah but he was about 7' tall was he not?

    I think most chaps would be pleased to be slightly shorter than that!

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  21. is it weird that i love chewbacca. love him

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  22. you may want to consider a bit of wax...

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  23. I just couldn't bear the thought of your poor face being bared ta the world.

    I can hardly bare it myself......

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  24. I always liked Chewbacca and miss him. I think he should get his own series.

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