According to Wiki, Tammy Wynette's classic song,
"was reportedly written in the Epic studios in 1968 in all of 15 minutes"..
about ten minutes longer than it took to write this post!
But the song was #1 for three weeks, and to this day remains the uncontested Anthem of all the Proud Patriotic Republican Ladies..
except for that nasty Ann Coulter who "don't know how to keep a feller satisfied"
..neener neener neener!
So sing-a-long to
'Stick To Yer Plan'..
Sometimes its hard..to be..Republican
Givin' all yer votes.. to a.. rich white man
You'll have bad times and they'll have good times
But if you want..to be..a real First Lady
Start off.. at second.. in command
He'll prolly die before December
He's 3 days older.. than.. kerosene
Stick with yer plan
Blue pills and schwing wouldn't hurt none
On the Oval floor if..ew..you have to
Actin' like..some damn fool..Ken-ne-dy
Stick to yer plan
Get them un-decid-eds vot-in' fer ya
Keep all.. the hangin' chads.. you caaaaan
Stick to yer plan!
Stick to your plan
yer gua-ran-dam-teed to outlive him
Start lookin.. for yer own.. VP Ma'am
Yer jus' a stroke.. from bein'.. THE MAN!
WILL SARAH PALIN BECOME THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF THE USA
YES OR NO?