homo escapeons

GO GREEN

I would like to propose a gigantic social experiment for our Civilization.

Here at Homo Escapeons we established long ago, yes we did, try to keep up, that despite several Centuries of theoretical and scientificky progress, the Social Scientists have done sweet-f*ck-all about improving the basic behaviour of human beings. Think about that. I think that we're actually getting worse.

Now think about Planes, Computers, Skyscrapers, glow in the dark rats, almost every other scientificky discipline has made improvements on their subjects.
What seems to be the problem with the tall foreheads in the Mind Sciences?

They know who & what we are,
how we got this way,
when & where we came from,
and for the most part,
they can even accurately estimate when we'll do things!

So why haven't they incorporated this knowledge into creating a viable, safe, and effective product that will last a Lifetime?
HUH?

Why has almost everything else been improved upon but us!


Only two groups have really utilized all of this psychoanalytical knowledge to their advantage. Advertisers, and of course the Military, which goes without saying.

Think about how much of your spending subconsciously goes straight into the ubiquitous pockets of the 'Brands' in order to satisfy the little image obssessed-egomaniac dancing nekked before your inner preprogrammed hard drive? We're like Manchurian Candidates except that we go off every 15 seconds when we receive an Ad.

A huge part of the problem is that Alcohol is more prevelant in our society than recreational Cannabis. Whether it's a night out at the Opera, Ball Game, Restaurant, or Social Gathering, some Alcohol Corporation has sponsored it.

Despite attempts to stop Big Booze, those bastards spent millions lobbying their way to legitimacy. Once Big Booze got to be socially accepted, they made sure that their competitors were kept verboeten.
The Bastards!

Now I propose that for one entire year alcohol is criminalized and banned and immediately replaced by legalized Pot.

Think about it...no really.

Instead of drunk assholes driving like maniacs on our streets and highways night and day, we'll have a bunch of giggling fools on their way to work eating their 4th Egg McMuffin and driving about 15 miles per hour...
and there won't be any road rage!
Who cares how long it takes..pffft!

At a football game you won't have to worry about shirtless hairy 400 pound drunks throwing up down the back of your shirt. Everyone will be a bunch of giggling fools on their 14th Hot Dog and thinking (mainly to themselves) that the last play (and every play they see) was the greatest single feat of human athleticism that has ever happened in the history of the entire Solar System...

and maybe they'll have another Hot Dog.
Forget about leaving early and missing the final touchdown because you want to beat the traffic..pffft..whatEVER!

I think that you get my driffffffft...where was I?

Oh yeah. No more fighting, assault, robbery, arson..well accidental maybe..all of that hard core misplaced aggression, gone!

Can you think of any other social situations in which this transition, and some would say that it's long overdue, would make life a hell of a lot easier for ourselves...
and the rest of us...
and that guy over there...
and the woman down the street with the thingamabob...
and your cousin in whatchamacallit...
and the..the..um...

Man am I starving!?
Send me an answer while I raid the pantry.