GENE SIMMONS (Chaim Witz) of KISS fame,
claims to have schtupped over 4,600 groupies, which would have meant that he literally Rock N Rolled all night and Partied every day during the 70s.
WILT 'THE STILT' CHAMBERLAIN
claims to have dunked his balls over 20,000 times!,
but I don't think that any Trophy Hunter in modern times can compare to
HUGH HEFNER of PLAYBOY.
Although I have never heard Hef mention a number we can speculate..hmmm..
he has been at it since '53!
Let's assume that Hef takes Sundays off to watch TV with a bag of frozen peas in his underwear, that still leaves;
313 days a year X 55 years = 17,215 Playdates!
Here he is the other day seemingly none-the-worse-for-wear posing with the new Playmate of the Year, a Canadian gal named Jayde Nicole
(pictured here with her Mom)
Call me crazy but I think that Jayde looks more like Joan Rivers...
isn't that weird?
BUT there's always a BIGGER fish in the Pond and someone with more Trophies.
Men Love to pose with their Trophies..
one of these guys is holding a BARRACUDA
I had one follow me while snorkeling in Cozumel,
and the other guy is holding a MUSKIE ,
I had one that used to live under my dock...
notice a resemblence?
I sure did!
Trophy Hunters love to make their girlfriends or wives pose with their 'Big Ones'..
almost always in Bikinis..hmmm!
Men love to mount their Trophies!
although sometimes they're only Half Mounted?
I don't know if Gene or Wilt included Half Mounted Trophies but I wouldn't doubt it.
We almost never believe a Fisherman OR Men talk about the one that got away..they always exaggerate the truth...
and did I mention half-mounting..
So much has been written about these infamous male Trophy Hunters (yawn),
but do any of you have any idea who the Leading Ladies would be?
I'm talking about real Manhunters here...
Anyone want to take a wild stab?