I laughed when he revealed that his blog received an 'R' rating. This didn't surf*ckingprise me because he's Ausf*ckingstralian for f*cksake.
Anyway everybody knows how demure and polite we Canadians are so I clicked on the link and 'they' evaluated all 275 postings in less than half a second so I know they cheated.
My Word! Apparently Homo Escapeons received an R rating because the words suicide (x3), bitch (x2), and viagara were mentioned somewhere in my archives.
Who do you suppose would be behind this sort of Tomfoolery?
Think about it who would benefit from trying to sanitize the blogosphere..
NOBODY THAT'S WHO!
I had an 'epiphanot' when I found out that this rating badge was all a ploy to get some 'wake and bake' 'freetimers' to search an online dating site called Mingle 2.
Who are the holier than thou little twerps at Mingle 2 to judge me?!
I hate to 'break your crayons' but I am not amused now prepare for my 'hater tots'.
Where do they get off pushing their twisted sense of morality on the rest of us?
These hypocrites..you pretend to be all high and mighty but you ain't nuthin but a cyber PIMP!
The only way Mingle 2 can make money is if strangers start having 'textual intercourse'!
OK OK let me calm down for a minute...
now I know a few people who have developed very intimate, mature, relationships out here in the cyberworld so I know that it is possible.
Fortunately I am embedded in a mature, committed, caring, relationship with a wonderful gal who I met while I was emceeing MILFllenium at a gold club swingers convention with my 8th wife in Vegas back in '99.
Just to show you what a good sport I am here the http://mingle2.com/ link in case you would like to see who they would send back as your perfect 'scrollmate'...NOT!
I have liberally sprinkled 'hipster lingo' from http://www.urbandictionary.com/browse.php?character=A
in a last ditch effort to prove how happenin' I am.
It is 4:50 AM and the birds are chirpin' HAPPY CANADUH DAY!