THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
IS WAY
OUT OF LINE!No really..I mean literally.
I was looking at the map of the USA and it occured to me that their state lines are all wonky. This causes unnecessary stress in these troubling times.
Americans prefer straight highways, straight people and straight borders!
America needs some 'quiet time' anyway.
A chance to stop and think about what they are doing to the world. So why not start by cleaning up those crazy ass borders?
First of all look at Alaska...
HEL-LO ! Any idiot can see that it is part of Canada! Now that the Cold War is over we don't need the 'Merkins eyeballing the Ruskies so give it back you weiners.
*Not that we need any more land but it is the principle of the matter.
Now the Western part of the USA isn't terrible but I do have a few suggestions...
Straighten out the bottom border of Washington, and the east side of Oregon..they should both be a little more rectangular.
California is totally screwing Nevada with that dia
gonal line.. Give Me a Break Montanee, ..form a nice rectangle and chop off the end ..there is nobody living there anyway..Idaho is gettin' totally pooched!.
Utah, wtf is that little cheat at the top there..fix that...
New Mexico you get to go straight down on the right side all the way to Old Mexico...
North Dakota/South Dakota/Nebraska/Coloradee and Kansas that's about as good as it is gonna get and nobody cares anyway....
Oklahoma go right ahead and cut yourself a BIGASS piece from Texas.
Minnesota/Iowa/Missouri/Arkeesaw..whatever.....
Louisiana, you little weasel, give Mississippi all of that s
horeline at the Gulf of Mexico..Oh crap that means that you get New Orleans ..aren't you lucky? The rest of the map looks like it was a hallucinagenic speed-drawing done by an amateur Gynecologist on Day 6 of giving up smoking!
In fact the Eastern State Lines were decided upon by seriously drunk dudes dressed in white wigs who had no frickin clue that there was still about 3 million square miles of land available over to the left! What a mess.
I could have pulled a better map out of my ass!
There, that is my suggestion and it seems simple enough.
I certainly hope that Canada gets Alaska back because that is just plain rude!
Bah. Ever seen a map of Australia?
ReplyDeleteRe. Alaska - It would be my intense, almost sexual pleasure to let you have Alaska and Senator Ted Stevens along with it >B^D>
ReplyDeleteHis ancestors must have been te reason Russia sold it to us anyway.
HE, please don't do anything that involves pleasuring Fronti.
ReplyDeletestace,
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a dare!
If you Ozzies ever decide to actually go through with emancipation from the Monarchy then give me a call...I will fix your map...and perhaps we Canucks will be brave enough to try.
fronty,
Oh oh! Stevens and his Hulk ties are fair game..he does like his secrets. That guy has been in Gov't since Teddy Roosevelt was President!
We don't want him either.
mj,
I can't help myself..I think that it's those quirky self portrait thingamabobs ...
>B^D>
His thingamabob is by far the most expressive and elaborate...
I am so duh it took me a while to figure out what people were doing with those ;) because they are sideways and I have a hard time turning my monitor to see them..
this is mine
+ +
>
Q
get it..I am stickin' my tonque out!
Ah, guy, we got Alaska from RUSSIA, not Canada. I think maybe YOU guys should explain how Russia got it's hands on that chunk of land to begin with, you wimps! I mean, there's like this BERING STRAIGHT seperating the two. What, you just let them paddle over and claim it? Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteAs far as the rest of the lower 48, yea, it's crazy, but if you REALLY want to see insanity at it's best, overlay this country with congressional disctrict lines, especially since Tom Delay started screwing everything up in a not-at-all transparent effort to get Republicans elected with no competetion. You'd think Timothy Leary drew those lines while experimenting with LSD.
We could straighten out some rivers while we were at it..............
the michael,
ReplyDeleteI was aware of that but the US 'has' it now and they should give it back!
Apparently all of the District maps were designed by some guy name Gerry Mander.
I'm disgusted, appalled and slightly queasy. No man has EVER called my thingamabob expressive or elaborate, not even during my pre-enlistment physical in 1986 ..... ohhh, THAT thingamabob. Yeah, it is kinda cute, isn't it? >B8^D>
ReplyDeleteI hope you guys get alska back too, then perhaps you can save the Wildlife Refuge from the evil grips of the oil monguls!
ReplyDeleteLoved this HE!
ReplyDeleteYou are FUNNY!
hmm, i meant oil moguls, not monguls! :)
ReplyDeleteNot that there is anything wrong with that...
ReplyDelete1986!
You are a spring chicken..
by 1986 I would have had a hard time passing a urine test never mind an army physical...
sh*t now I have that damn Olivia Newton John song in my head
I wanna get phys-i-cal
phys-i-cal
I wanna get a-ni-mal
let me hear your bdy talk..
Argkh!..
sob..
make it stop
make it go away...
I'm having a picture now of Oil Mongols in my head...Eerily like Genghis Khan with a ten-gallon cowboy hat, riding a derrick, and whooping with a battle cry of "Chev...ronnnnnnnnnnnn!"
ReplyDeleteangela,
ReplyDeleteWe Canucks prefer to see our Woodland Caribou au natural (all ratty and flea bitten) rather than
soaked in Texas Tea.
tidalgrrrl...lol, glad I could inspire you with my poor typing! :)
ReplyDeletesamuru911,
ReplyDeleteIt is funny because it is partially true! How do you get to emphasize comments with bold type anyway..I have always wanted to do that but I am too duh.
tidal grrrl,
Thank You for not taking offense to my Canadian Superiority Complex.
But goshdarnit we can only take so much bullying before we pop our cork and get all crazy like this!.
Please mister please (didn't think I could dig up a worse ONJ comeback, didja? huh? huh?) . . . it was a navy officer candidate physical and I was 24. The recruiter didn't believe I hadn't used LSD, heroin or pot either. Fooled him . . . . XAAAAAAA NAAAAAAA DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell then, he certainly wasn't being an officer and a gentleman was he? So much for a life of Rum, Sodomy and the Lash!
ReplyDeleteIn the Navy
Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science and technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly play in sports or skindive study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand when your team and others meet.
In the Navy,
yes you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy,
yes you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy,
come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy,
can´t you see we need a hand.
In the Navy,
come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy,
come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy,
come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
Yeah, yeah. Instead I drift into journalism and it's been "14 Years before the Masthead."
ReplyDeleteBilly, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me
If we're gonna get nasty on this song thing, let's do it right. Any innocent women or children had best avoid this zone, arrrghhhhhh >B^D>
By the way, MJ, when's th elast time you've seen a man experience extreme sensual pleasure from the thought of GIVING away land? Huh? Huh? Betcha can't say, huh? >B^D>
ReplyDeleteHEY FRONTY
ReplyDeleteCHECKMATE!
Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doin' the town and doin' it right in the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love
Nibblin' on bacon
Chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses
Now, he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle
Now anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love
TILT!
ReplyDeleteTILT!
TILT!
WORST lyrics EVER!
Good Luck.....
Excuse me I couldn't quite make that out...
ReplyDeletedid I hear you say UNCLE!
The silence is deafening.....
Oh, sorry, I didn't hear you.
ReplyDeleteMuskrat Love? Hmmmmm . . . . . give me a minute
Sorry, but that was just a check . . .
ReplyDeleteNew York girl, ooh-ooh-ooh
Runnin' pretty, New York City girl
Twenty-five, thirty-five
Hello baby, New York City girl
You grew up riding the subways
Running with people
Up in Harlem, down on Broadway
You're no tramp
But you're no lady
Talkin' that street talk
You're the heart and soul of New York City
And love, love is just a passing word
It's the thought you had in a taxi cab
That got left on the curb
When he dropped you off at East 83rd
Oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
You're a native New Yorker
You should know the score by now
(You should know by now)
You're a native New Yorker
New York girl, ooh-ooh-ooh
Music plays, everyone's dancing closer and closer
Making friends and finding lovers
There you are lost in the shadows
Searching for someone (searchin' for someone)
To set you free from New York City
And, whoa, where did all those yesterdays go
When you still believed
Love could really be like a Broadway show
You are the star, win the applause
Oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
You're a native New Yorker
No one opens the door
For a native New Yorker
(Runnin' pretty, New York City girl)
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Native, native, native New Yorker
Where did all those yesterdays go
When you still believed
Love could really be like a Broadway show
You are the star
You're a native New Yorker
You should know the score by now
You're a native New Yorker
You should know the score
You should know the score by now
You're a native New Yorker, oh-oh-oh
(Native, native, native New Yorker)
You're a native New Yorker
Whoa, oh-ho-ho, you're a native New Yorker
You should know the score
(Native, native, native new Yorker)
You're a native New Yorker
What you waiting for, no one opens the door
(You're a native New Yorker)
For a native, for a native New Yorker
aaeeeyyyyiiieeee there is an odd-yssey I could do without
ReplyDeletehow about a little Jim Stafford..
Bill walked me to my door last night
And he said, 'Before I go
There's something about our love affair
That I have a right to know
I said, "Let's not stand out here like this
What would the neighbors think
Why don't we just...step inside
And I'll fix us both a drink"
My girl, Bill
My, my, girl, Bill
Can't say enough about the way I feel
About my girl
(My girl, my girl)
My girl, Bill
William's hands were shaking
As he took his glass of wine
And I could see we both felt the same
When his eyes met mine
I said, "'Who we love and why we love
It's hard to understand
So let's just sit here on the couch
And face this, man to man"
My girl, Bill
My, my, girl, Bill
Can't say enough about the way I feel
About my girl
(My girl, my girl)
My girl Bill
Bill, you know we just left her place
And we both know what she said
She doesn't want to see your face
And she wishes you were dead
Now, I know we both love her
And I guess we always will
But you're gonna have to find another
'Cause she's my girl...Bill
My girl, Bill
My, my, girl, Bill
Can't say enough about the way I feel
About my girl
(My girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my little girl
My girl, Bill
My, this is getting ugly.
ReplyDeleteIn the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you
In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
In the year 7510
If God's a-coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
"Guess it's time for the judgement day"
In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say "I'm pleased where man has been"
Or tear it down, and start again
In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing
Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what, he never knew
Now man's reign is through
But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
OK Fronty,
ReplyDeleteHEY Within and I still listen to that one!
Alright we'll call it even...my head is going to explode with all of this crap..I can't even remember what this post was about?
OH yeah..
I think that it would be fair to say that we have both 'crossed the line'and 'passed the boundaries' of good taste...deal?.
Yeah, and I'm starting to ozze blood from ears and nose too.
ReplyDeleteLet's engage in SBSLT I (Strategic Bad Song Limitation Talks) as soon as possible before we unleash somethingbad, reallly bad.
I came within a hair of unleasing "Yummy Yummy Yummy" and the abyss yawned before me.
HE
ReplyDeleteIn order to order the boundries of the States, and I think you've got a brilliant idea here, I suggest we not only give Canada Alaska (and yes, FE, Ted Stevens too), but we should give Arizona, California, New Mexico and Tejas back to Mexico. Hell, giv'em Nevada, buttugly and useless just like the other four.
Nova Scotia, Labrador, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Price Edward Island, that entire region, are now and have always been, part of New England. I hearby order you to give them back. You've got too much land anyway. Plus, all those provinces or territories or whatevers you've got out West are empty. You can fill them up with the evictees from our land in the US Maritimes.
frontier editor,
ReplyDelete...and I almost sent Party All The Time by Eddie Murphy!
How could we have been so careless.
Now I know how relieved Khruschev and Kennedy must have felt after the Cuban Missile Crisis!
laura elizabeth,
ReplyDeleteThe Grand Banks have been completely emptied of fish..but now we have OIL in Hibernia.
Hmmm actually most of the people from the Maritime Provinces have moved to Alberta...but OK
Alaska for the Maritimes..
oh, could you throw in Hawaii?
No, but you can have Florida instead.
ReplyDeleteDa tovarisch. World socialism and world capitalism may be in stuggle, but we must think of the world first, Comrade.
ReplyDeletelaura elizabeth,
ReplyDeleteF L A!
Les Franco Canadiennes (snowbirds)already own FLA!
What else have ya got?
fronty,
Da we do, and before someone calls the Police!
wait for it...
De Doo Doo Doo
De Da Da Da
Is all I want to say to you
Driven to tears
ReplyDeleteDriven to tears
>B^D>
You know that we'll never be invited to another blog, I hope you understand
ReplyDeletefronty
ReplyDeleteTru Dat!
and thank whoever that this didn't take place in the monkey sex post
ReplyDeleteYep..way out of line. Yep indeed.
ReplyDeleteYep and I just skimmed through. So don't blame me for half-understanding.
But I can't get enough of your spot. It keeps me coming back.
Its like a drug.
straight is alot more normal than gay/bi LOL!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
how the hell do school children ever remember all those states? I had enough trouble with the 7 here(wait a minute, it IS 7, I hope).
ReplyDeleteThe clear solution to all the squibbly lines and the mouse-in-the-shadow-of-the-elephant phenomenon is for Canada to annex the entire U.S. and make it ours.
ReplyDeleteWe'd bunch three or four states together at a time and make them provinces, saving all that wasted money in 51 state bureaucracies.
Then we'd dismantle the American industrial complex and its monstrous war economy, ship wackos like Terrell Owens and George W. to Peru to ride llamas and be done with it.
awaiting,
ReplyDeleteIf you understand half of anything that I write you should run, not walk, to the nearest mental health care professional.
keshiburra,
You know what I mean..my gross generalization suggests that 'merkins love things to be either right or wrong, left or right..they do not prefer (hate) the shades of grey like we do.
naked nerd,
You bet! I am a huge fan and I appreciate how your brain works.
If you have followed the comments (except for Fronty and I in our Battle Royale to destroy each other with the worst songs in history) you will find that laura elizabeth is trying to pawn off Florida but won't give us Hawaii.
Canada needs a HOT spot but not Florida.
Who wants to sit on a beach where the average age of the gal in the yellow polka dot bikini is 87!
lee,
American school children don't seem to learn all 50 states...they learn about their state and the adjacent states that suck!
I used to play Name the State Capital of _______Quiz with 'merkins in bars and lounges whenever I toured America.
Free Drinks. Playing Name the Capital of OTHER Countries Quiz would have been just plain cruel.
It is tough being the centre of the universe.
within, without,
Annex the USofA! I have no problem with that..what could possibly go wrong? How about this weekend?
No, this weekend isn't the right timing. Think of it like the housing market.
ReplyDeleteIt's a big house in a great location but it needs lots of work and it's overpriced.
Need to wait for Bush to get out of office. Not even Fidel Castro would take the U.S. right now.
They have to get out of Iraq, out of Afghanistan and reduce the terrorist threat Bush created.
THEN we'll take 'em in.
Hello! within,
ReplyDelete*in my best George Bush the First impression...
"Wouldn't be prudent..not gonna happen"
You buy when demand is low bonehead! Even Burkina Faso wouldn't throw in a 'stink bid' right now...we'll buy now and flip it to one of the 'STAN' countries.
Always get that question at pub quizzes...
ReplyDeleteAnd I say to myself: "Alaska, next time..."
But when I ask her she doesn't know the answer!!!
cream,
ReplyDeleteBa-da-BING!
Hey this stand up thing is really workin' for ya.
No-one mentioned Wyoming. It's looking prefectly square. No wonder no-one ever wants to go there.
ReplyDeletecherrypie,
ReplyDeleteYes indeedy doo it is totally square.
Wyoming is of course home to the invisible Vice President and lawyer shootin' maverick Dick 'duck' Cheney.
Grizzly Bears still have the right to vote.
'nuff said!
Of course demand is low, you pinhead, but the price is too high! Who taught you economics?
ReplyDeleteOK, we can make 'em a lowball offer. If they take it, we're in. Just need the downpayment.
Yeah, what the hell happened to Utah? Someone took a chunk out of them, and I'd be pissed.
ReplyDeleteI don't get Florida encroaching west at the top of the state either. What do they need that extra little bit for?
I think we should take the whole west coast. We have more in common with those people than they do with the rest of their country. Plus it's warm there.
ofcourse I know wut u mean :) I was just using the term 'straight' to be funny but guess it didnt work :(
ReplyDeleteStarts reading Chapter 2 of 'How to be funny without being dumb'....
Keshi.
eponymousblogger,
ReplyDeleteUtah check
Florida check
The entire West Coast..very astute observation...You need to get all over that.
keshtar,
Not to worry I know exactly what you mean....ya silly!
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
ReplyDeletegonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
On States Names
ReplyDeleteThere is a song I learned before first grade that taught me the names of the States, in alphabetical order and I've taught to my brothers kids. Then I taught them how to find all the States on the map. Then we invaded Canada and I taught them all the provinces. Then Mexico... South America... Europe... you get the picture. There's no excuse for adults not to know their geography. It just takes a crazy Aunt who finds grownups who don't know their geography very, very annoying.
HE said: "Les Franco Canadiennes". I know, but you don't own it yet. Floridians just steal your money. Just think, all that swamp land and all those snakes and gators are now yours!
As for Hawaii, no one gets that. Ya'll can have the western United States, all the way up to say... the Dakotas. But we still keep the Maritimes.
Oh! And the Isle of Man. That's ours too.
I might be willing to trade Hawaii for New Zealand.
mj,
ReplyDeleteOh Oh here we go again.
Isn't it incredible how TACKY that AM 70s GOLD was?
We did realise it at the time didn't we...
What a bizarre universe we lived in back then...right after a song as cuel as Afternoon Delight the dj might play Layla or Frankenstein!
The radio world was just starting to really fragment into demographic suicide...like an amoeba on crystal meth it has divided into so many pieces that there is nothing left...now it is dead...on to the satellite...
are you sleeping yet mj? I was trying to distract you and bore you into a trance while my computer is systematically emptying your computer's music library ..3 2 1 DONE HA!
laura elizabeth,
ReplyDeleteI generally avoid debating anything with someone who is obviously way smarter than I am so
I completely agree with you on every point.
I am so excited to find another soul who actually remained conscious during Geography class...
Good for you for teaching the future generation the BASICS.
My favorite 'merkin State Cap is the South Dakotan rendition of
PIE-RRRRRRRE
We canucks are just as bad, we pronounce Quebec cities in merkin..
MUNT-REE-ALL...
HE, I always enjoy your posts but this one is a bit weird. Why are straight lines any better than strange squiggly ones? May I remind you that those state lines are etched around rivers,lakes, mountains, maybe a few huge malls...Why mess with that? Would perfect squares be any better?
ReplyDeleteAnother thing, everybody: Florida is not only the land of retired folks and swampland. We also have gorgeous beaches, great fishing, amazing coral reefs and we are frost-free YEAR ROUND. So what if there is an eighty-year-old grandma in a polka dot bikini sitting next to you at the beach???
And cut it out with the silly songs. I am still singing Paul Anka's Having my Baby from the other day...
ReplyDeletecarm,
ReplyDeleteRivers schmivers
Lakes schmakes
Mountains schmountains!
It just looks messy and it is unfair. I think that they should just evenly divide the whole thing into 48 equal rectangles.
Then it will look better.
Just kidding about FLA. By the year 2013 there will be 39 other states with the same percentage of people over 65.
As far as having to look at the 80 year old in a bikini....I apologise for my unsympathetic ageist remark.
Now I will quit before other Floridians like the Michael catch wind of this.....
Play Layla! And not that soul-sapping lazy-ass acoustic version either.
ReplyDeletemj,
ReplyDeleteThank You I HATE, I mean I do not PREFER that lazy ass version it sounds like ..aaaah yawn...it sounds liiiiike
liiiike
Z Z Z Z Z Z
HE, I don't envy you the job of messin with those states - those yanks get mighty funny about the smallest stuff.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you're so right! If I were you, I would offer my diplomat logic services to the UN. You would surely prevent many international incidents!
ReplyDeleteEventually I may introduce you to a friend of mine who has this idea: swapping places between Cuba and Israel. His theory is that many problems would disappear, lol. I don't know what the Cuban and Israeli population would think about it, lol. The world is like a jigsaw puzzle, haha. :)
TOM
ReplyDeleteYou got that right! I was watching the Democratic Convention and blown away by the spectacle of their political process...here in Canada we get a 30 day notice and then grudgingly go off to the ballot box to eenie meenie minee moe.
If Obama doesn't win I think that Canader might need to just annex the whole damn thing.
LENI
The Cuba/Israel swap thingamabob is brilliant..aside from the notion that GOD gave the Isrealites that land, and this is just a hunch mind you, but they might dig their heels in a bit on that.
It would be a lot less stressful living next to Jamaica. Yah Mon!
Let them have their strange outlines (I believe in the biscuit trade they're called "misshapes"). Canada is far superior in every way - and do you really want to (re)acquire a state that has become synonymous with desperate unwashed single men?
ReplyDeleteokay....im drunk and lost. where are we again? alaski?
ReplyDeleteShow me a country with straight county lines HE! UK's are all over the place too where surveyors stopped at various 'watering holes' along the way and weaved over the landscape as a result.
ReplyDeleteOr hadn't got a long enough tape measure.
We will gladly give back Alaska on the condition that you also take back Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne!
ReplyDeleteLUCYFISHWIFE
ReplyDeletepssst..
I'll let you in on a little secret..
if Canada gets Alaska back, we'll flip it back to the Ruskies for a tidy profit.
Pretty Cool eh?
GHOSTAY
If you're drunk and lost you'll fit in perfectly in Alaska.
No worries mate.
POET LAURA-EATE
OK look at a map of Canada..
look to the left of the middle..
do you see a Province labelled Sasquatch-chewin'..
SEE! Told Ya!!
A perfect wreckedangle..and quite fitting for the most boring place in North America.
EROSWINGS
We may be a little slow but we're not crazy! No Deal!
I should send you a copy of Dion's 'Titanicized' version of Skater Boy and Lavigne's 'punk' version of My Heart Will Go On'...
waaaay totally awesome Dude
i wanna b like the into the wild guy... alaska looks so beautiful :)
ReplyDeleteJust where is the USA and Canada located?
ReplyDeleteAre they new planets that we do not know about?
Or asteroids just popping by once in a while?
Mr Squiggle drew the maps..........
Donn d u want some of Queensland too? lol!
ReplyDelete**We will gladly give back Alaska on the condition that you also take back Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne
haha I like that comment!
Keshi.
Oh my goodness, this is great energy, new state perimeters, I like this, and am thinking why any perimeters at all?
ReplyDeleteLet it all hang loose. One big mass of jelly.
Don-n-n-n-n you realise while you were crossing Canada horizontally, I did Oz vertically. I don't think it was 5000k's though, more like 3000.
I'm still in another zone.
Map
Ah, yes, but Alaska affords us the opportunity to hug you, my dear...muahahahahahha...:)
ReplyDeleteGHOSTAY
ReplyDeleteIsn't that into the Wild uber depressing?
I'd rather be Iron Man!
Awesome movie!
WHITESNAKE
At times it feels like we're on another planet...and not in a good way.
KESHTAR
Sure we'll take Queensland...if you'll take Lavigne and Dion?
SIENNA
Our countries are so similar..Huge stretches of land and a small population...which is the way it should be but most countries are the opposite and they are paying dearly for it.
GILETTE
That is a lovely way to think about it...very sweet...
NOW GIVE IT BACK!
Sure, Donnn...I am now officially giving Alaska back to you.
ReplyDeleteHopefully your government will stop the drilling and protect the environment a bit better than this impressive government has.
Hold up, chaps! If you repossess Alaska you risk getting a "free" Sarah Palin with it.
ReplyDeleteI just learned from Cindy McCain that Alaska is near Russia. The learning never stops even at my age.
ReplyDelete