Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I AM THINKING ABOUT
growing as a person, atleast until I am 6'6"

I SAID
that its better to feel more vagina than angina


I WANT
my wife and kids to know how much I love them

I MISS
my nagging optimism

I WISH
that I spoke 20 languages,
had more patience, and was a snappy dresser



AND WITH EACH WISH
forget it..I'd just waste them or
forget what I just wished for

I HEAR
dead people

I WONDER
why I've never seen the Ann Margaret
movie that I was an extra in?

I REGRET
not being a BEATLE

I AM
quite positive about the validity
of the theory of evolution

I DANCE
whenever I hear Gettin' Jiggy With It

I SING
lyrics that are decidely different from the originals
even after being corrected

I CRY
uncontrollably during sad movie scenes & schmaltzy commercials

I MAKE MY HANDS
full of cuts and blisters from constructing things the hard way

I WRITE
authentic bewildering nonsense for 2 hours every day







I CONFUSE
people who think that I am vapid

I NEED
to get my eyebrows plucked, lose 20 lbs and
get a bit part with some killer lines in a feature film!




I SHOULD
live to be 100, just to freak everybody out

I START each day by being startled from hearing birds singing










I FINISH
each day by reading other blogs, wondering why LIFE has to be so complex, and trying to figure out why I can remember tons of useless trivia, historical data, scientific information, thousands of songs and movies, and not have a frickin' clue where my keys are?

abedeeabedee a that's all folks..you're it!

25 comments:

  1. birds or bowie in the morning? I know which I'd prefer...

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  2. You summed it up all very nicely, homo! I wish too....

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  3. I just want to be a snappy dreaser, so that I can get my girl, be happy, finish my thesis, get loads of money, prove evolution and die.

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  4. you hear dead people?

    i remember where my keys are, but i forget most other things.

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  5. why I've never seen the Ann Margaret
    movie that I was an extra in?

    Hey that's pretty cool.

    quite positive about the validity
    of the theory of evolution

    As am I.

    I could use more patience too.

    that its better to feel more vagina than angina
    Can't argue with that one either.

    Great post.

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  6. You should

    Live to be 100, just to freak yourself out. Avoid angina, embrace vagina.

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  7. Yeah, do you hear dead people? Any scientific and rational explanation for this?

    Not just bewildering nonsense but authentic bewildering nonsense. Liked that.

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  8. he he he ... you're thinking you want to grow until you're 6'6" he he he ... I'm thinking naughty ...

    he he he ... you said "feel more vagina" he he he ... I feel naughty ...

    he he he ... you dance to "Gettin' Jiggy With It" he he he ... It's naughty jiggin' you're gettin' ...

    he he he ... I'm feelin' a little fried after a too long day of playin' catch-up. Soon as I'm all caught up, I'll have more worthy words for you by dear...

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  9. I don't miss my optimism. Most people would say it's because I never had it in the first place... :-)

    I wish I spoke many languages too. On the other hand, I wish I did not speak any languages at all. Languages seem to be getting us in trouble more than anything.

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  10. Ditto on the key loss!! ; ) Love all the pics ya got here. Sweet!

    Smooch,
    The Tart
    ; )

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  11. What the heck were you doing up so late to start with?
    2nd get a clapper or a whistle thingy and attach to your keys so it whistles back.
    3rd invent a button on your t.v. to activate your remote to make sounds so you can find it. I used to get up to turn the 3 channels now i look for a remote control for 10 minutes instead of going up to the t.v.
    4th is Fiesta days ever going to return and when are you coming up to our place. She has had 4 days off now so she should be decompressed by now.
    Tequila Joe has spoken or at the very least slurred through his words.

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  12. hahaha great answers!
    This is ur tag-debut for me.

    **that its better to feel more vagina than angina

    ROTFL!


    **I DANCE
    whenever I hear Gettin' Jiggy With It

    aww cute :)


    **tons of useless trivia, historical data, scientific information, thousands of songs and movies, and not have a frickin' clue where my keys are?

    I can so relate to this..haha!


    Keshi.

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  13. ziggystardust73,
    Bowie is my abso fave. If only the birds could whistle Heroes or Moonage Daydream.

    gautami,
    I am glad that you are back my gentle friend. I appreciate your kindness and the unbelievable ability to find something good to say about my posts.???.

    ghost particle,
    Well there it 'tis! Go for it.

    mistipurple,
    It is not exactly like channeling..and usually it happens when I am picking out a tie.
    You know where your keys are do you..well la di da! What a showoff.

    anonymousblogger,
    The movie was called a Woman is a Helluva Thing. I don't anyone who has seen it but the poster is on the web. Anyway Annie was absolutely beautiful.

    I guess I need to put Regina somewhere in that equation eh?

    within;
    I think I can I think I can...it is good to have goals buddy!

    benjamin,
    No explanation other than my flashbacks are certainly responsible for most of the voices...


    lady wordsmith,
    You are a naughty girl.
    I trust that this excercise in mental masturbation confirms any of your suspicions regarding the fragility of the human mind.

    sh,
    What about the language of luuuuv?
    OK that is just too Fn' corny.
    Howzabout we reboot Esperanto and save the species from itself?

    tart,
    You are les Pop Tart D'art.
    I had hoped that somebody would appreciate the eclectic arrangement of images....it had to be you.
    Thanks for havin'a peek.

    hodedoo,
    Hola! It is too late to train this ol dog to do search and recovery work.
    Alas my good lady wife requires a few more days to ease out of her scholastic regimen and then she will be rarin' to go visit the ARCTIC playground.
    Fiesta in the Fortress is but a memory...memory HA! Tequila is no friend of memory cells! Atleast we have photographic records.

    keshi,
    I have my moments!
    I am so glad that you get me.
    I still cannot comprehend how you find the time to reply to one and all in the keshisphere?
    I am flattered...Toodaloo Roo.

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  14. Angina? Vagina? Regina?
    Sing along with me and fill in the blank.
    Nothing could be finah
    than to ???
    in the mo-o-or-ning.

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  15. mj,
    To quote meatloaf..Well You took the words right out of my mouth..

    mj I am desperately embarrassed and truly remorseful for picking on your delicate injury fakin'
    "Mama Mia My Ankle She's A-Broke" Italian DIVING I mean Soccer team ..
    I know that you think that they are cute.............
    ok note to self..stop right now don't ruin the apology...but..but..

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  16. Think nothing of it. My husband never lets up with the diving comments and the mama's boys comments as I try to watch the game in peace. Of course he's supporting France on Sunday.

    And I don't think they're cute. They are beautiful.

    Neener.

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  17. Very good!
    All good answers, but I really agree on the "I want" and the
    "I cry" one.
    Take care, and have a wonderful day in the great land of Canada.
    I am so happy to tell you I will
    be in Nova Scotia very soon to
    visit family.

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  18. Ahhhh I'm back from the land of naughty and fried, but fondly thinking of seas tried and knotty ...

    That being said, humble apologies to you and mizzuz for my cheeky quip here. Truth be to told? Your responses almost made me want to recant my origal list, for I too:

    -- wish that I spoke 20 languages

    -- hear dead people (LOL reading that, I soooo was going to post that originally and then thought, "Nahhhh - folks will think I'm lame!)

    -- cry upon viewing anything schmaltzy, even if it's for the 20th time

    -- need to pluck my eyebrows

    -- start my day with bird songs; and

    -- finish my days lookin' 'round for my bleepin' keys!@#$%^&!!

    All in all my good (way) northern neighbor - damn fine turn at tag!

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  19. I had no idea Ann Margret was born in Sweden.

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  20. secrets of a goddess ay ;-)

    Keshi.

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  21. Too funny, and a little naughty... ;)

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  22. I THINK... this post is fab and you are just a bit special, Don.

    I never could resist a Bowie fan x

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  23. I regret that I wasn't a Beatle, too. Man, their music is timeless.

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  24. mj,
    They're Ok I guess. Maybe FIFA will let them play in speedos for ya next time. I hope that its a good game I really don't care who wins now that Tuvalu is out.

    samuru999,
    Aaah, don't we all. I hope you enjoy your outting in New Scotland.

    lady wordsmith,
    Being cheeky and naughty is good clean fun and I appreciate and encourage such behavior. No need to apologize.

    anonymous,
    Annie was one of the incredible purrrrfect hubba hubba kittens of the sixties when the sexual revolution hit the American cinema.
    Thanks to Annie, Bardot, Racquel, Ursula, and Angie Dickinson my young hormones were stirred to life without even understanding the forces at work.
    Schwing batta batta.

    the keshtar,
    How many arms do you have?
    I envision you as a Hinduesque goddess answering comments with multiple arms...what you do is physically impossible mate.

    christine,
    Aha you can write in Inglash. Tell me where you are hiding and I'll come and rescue you. Are you OK? Tap your keyboard twice for yes and once for no.

    cherry pie,
    My dearest cherry I certainly missed your witticisms whilst you were off trapsing through the crags O Scotland. I can't wait to hear about your adventures.
    Start dishin' girl.

    Renee,
    Just walk away Renee, you won't see me follow you ...I guess you get that a lot eh? I love that song.
    I would have trouble deciding my role in the Beatles.
    Paul = Smoochy Cute One
    John = Rebellious Activist
    George = Introspective Quiet Guy
    Ringo = Luckiest Bastard in History
    Donn = ?
    I'm afraid that I would have been more like Keith Moon and would have missed a few gigs....

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  25. **How many arms do you have?

    lol hahaha @hindu god! om om om!


    I could be a supa-octopus with 100 tentacles :):)

    Keshi.

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