I AM THINKING ABOUT
growing as a person, atleast until I am 6'6"
that its better to feel more vagina than angina
my wife and kids to know how much I love them
my nagging optimism
that I spoke 20 languages,
had more patience, and was a snappy dresser
AND WITH EACH WISH
forget it..I'd just waste them or
forget what I just wished for
why I've never seen the Ann Margaret
movie that I was an extra in?
not being a BEATLE
quite positive about the validity
of the theory of evolution
whenever I hear Gettin' Jiggy With It
lyrics that are decidely different from the originals
even after being corrected
uncontrollably during sad movie scenes & schmaltzy commercials
I MAKE MY HANDS
full of cuts and blisters from constructing things the hard way
authentic bewildering nonsense for 2 hours every day
people who think that I am vapid
to get my eyebrows plucked, lose 20 lbs and
get a bit part with some killer lines in a feature film!
live to be 100, just to freak everybody out
I START each day by being startled from hearing birds singing
each day by reading other blogs, wondering why LIFE has to be so complex, and trying to figure out why I can remember tons of useless trivia, historical data, scientific information, thousands of songs and movies, and not have a frickin' clue where my keys are?
abedeeabedee a that's all folks..you're it!