Well Spring is officially here in Whateverpeg.
Now that it's a little warmer outside the street urchins

This morning at 1 am I heard a crash in the backyard. I grabbed my baseball bat and ran out the back door. At the foot of my landing lay a huge, wheezing Raccoon.
This Raccoon was huge! I mean this guy was the Orson Welles of the Raccoon world. Apparently He had just fallen off the fence and knocked the wind out of his lungs. Poor guy just stared at me and sighed. I could tell that He was thinkin,'Ah sh*t do I have to climb back up this 6 foot fence!'
We sat and stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity. The Raccoon realised that I wasn't going back in the house so He sighed, rolled his eyes and painfully hauled his fat arse back over the fence. It was pathetic. I tho

When He finally made it to the top of the fence He rolled onto the roof of my neighbour's aluminum garden shed. Creeeeaak BANG! It sounded like the whole structure would collapse.
The Raccoon finally hobbled off at a glacial pace and I decided to go to bed. Obviously the Raccoons are getting plenty to eat this spring.

I guess that I can deal with Raccoons playing with my Son's toys in his little pool for another season. But cats in the flowers, Not So Much!
They are so cool! I want one.
ReplyDeleteUh, no, they're not so cool. But I think if more people thought about giving racoons (and other mammals) a boost, we'd have a lot more hernias.
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