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Friday, October 26, 2012

Acrocalypse Now

If you go 'oot' in the woods MJ,

You're sure of a big surprise....

xxxooo

with this egregious oversimplification by Romeo Morningwood released @ 7:00 am

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The Mistress7:25 am
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ms Scarlet8:08 am
HA HA HA!!!!!!!
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designing wally9:46 am
IT"S THE END OF THE WORLD!
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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Zig12:49 pm
Aaaarrrggghhhh!

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dinahmow2:47 pm
It's the crocs...Run! Run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
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Princess6:08 am
Well... let's just say she had it coming....
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Roger S9:01 am
Grreat post thanks
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