I shouldn't read stuff like
during the Winter months.
It argues that human beings would likely guarantee their own extinction. Like Winter isn't bad enough?
Whinging and kvetching aboot it feels good.
HOMO ESCAPEONS: Welcome to an Autodidact's egregiously oversimplified pleonasmic emporium of hodge-podgery
It's not dead and it's not little.
ReplyDeleteYou're just experiencing cold weather shrinkage.
...Yep, book yourself in for a massage [free with every butter stick treatment] at the Infomaniac Beauty Parlour. That should sort you out.
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Bless. I think you are geographically challenged. Like myself you were probably born to live in Bora Bora or Fuerto Ventura (I have no idea where that is but it sounds sufficiently warm and exotic) ?
ReplyDelete"Every Winter another little part of me dies"
ReplyDeleteWell stop writing your name in the snow when it's 30 below...
Oh hai MJ... Scarls ... Pete
I think we are already extinct and just don't know it yet.
ReplyDeleteI to am not ektink!
ReplyDeleteyeah but its the weak part, and who needs the sissy bits anyway? good riddance kabuki says, reaching in her purse for a router.
ReplyDeleteMove to Cancun and open Donn's Poutine Hutt on the beach! Surely, an untapped market?
ReplyDeleteWhat is Canada?
ReplyDeleteEeek! It's the Polka Dot Queen!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've heard 'The Future Doesn't Need Us' is a particularly good present for kids.
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