Wom monff waatah an Tiffah Wooffs if sti miffing!
Pehfohawy, I donh watth Goff, tho I don weawy cah.
wah-effa?
Ah wed thumweh tha heeth hettin fum new fwunt teef..
juth wi awl tha hawhee hayherth do.
Buh Tiffah Wooffs wuth tha bihheth fawebwity ohn tha pwanet.
Na hif hoody-thoo-thooth imath haf bin ahithewated, an a moth of hith thontheths haf weft ham hi ahn dwy.
Buh Goff neeths hum fo tha wateenths, tho I ethpeth ha be bah in spwing.
Wy do we ethpeth tho muth fwum mihawoneh fawebwiteeth anywaaf?
Tha ohwy humah beweenf juf wike uff!
You can't make this stuff up, can you?
ReplyDeleteTiger seems to have gone missing... not that I would blame his wife.
ReplyDeleteHave they tried digging up the patio?
ReplyDeleteI'm far too ADHD right now to read the text (as you have 'presented' it) but laughed out loud at the picture. Back later!
ReplyDeleteI speak English, Spanish, LOL, and text, but apparently not Lisp. Google translator wasn't much help, either.
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Nackte Weiber
Indeed.
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What the others said.
ReplyDeleteOnly louder.
And with a Canadian accent.
the X works for a company that has used The Tiger to promote one's ability to work thru bad times and reach your potential whatever the situation
ReplyDeletefunnily enough, they've dropped him
"Remember girls, don't get mad, get everything."
ReplyDelete...~Ivana Trump in The First Wives Club
I think it's time I admitted to my secret affair with Tigger Woods.
ReplyDeleteIn the public interest of course.
Please make an obscenely large cheque payable to L King etc
Eh?
ReplyDeletelost a front tooth?
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