Thursday, January 07, 2010

HOW THE MIGHTY HUV FAWWEN



Wom monff waatah an Tiffah Wooffs if sti miffing!

Pehfohawy, I donh watth Goff, tho I don weawy cah.
wah-effa?

Ah wed thumweh tha heeth hettin fum new fwunt teef..
juth wi awl tha hawhee hayherth do.

Buh Tiffah Wooffs wuth tha bihheth fawebwity ohn tha pwanet.

Na hif hoody-thoo-thooth imath haf bin ahithewated, an a moth of hith thontheths haf weft ham hi ahn dwy.

Buh Goff neeths hum fo tha wateenths, tho I ethpeth ha be bah in spwing.

Wy do we ethpeth tho muth fwum mihawoneh fawebwiteeth anywaaf?

Tha ohwy humah beweenf juf wike uff!

13 comments:

  1. You can't make this stuff up, can you?

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  2. Tiger seems to have gone missing... not that I would blame his wife.

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  3. Have they tried digging up the patio?

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  4. I'm far too ADHD right now to read the text (as you have 'presented' it) but laughed out loud at the picture. Back later!

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  5. I speak English, Spanish, LOL, and text, but apparently not Lisp. Google translator wasn't much help, either.

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  6. Anonymous4:30 AM

    sexchat

    xxx games

    Nackte Weiber

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  7. What the others said.

    Only louder.

    And with a Canadian accent.

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  8. the X works for a company that has used The Tiger to promote one's ability to work thru bad times and reach your potential whatever the situation

    funnily enough, they've dropped him

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  9. "Remember girls, don't get mad, get everything."
    ...~Ivana Trump in The First Wives Club

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  10. I think it's time I admitted to my secret affair with Tigger Woods.

    In the public interest of course.

    Please make an obscenely large cheque payable to L King etc

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  11. lost a front tooth?

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