Hmm? I'm experiencing one of those synchronicital confluence of events thingamabobs. As I perused the headlines of the Guardian it was all Sex, AIDs & Germans!
First off, Ardi, a 4 million-year-old bipedal ancestor has been discovered in Africa. The female's vajayjay must have begun it's transition to the anterior region, at a glacial pace, to accomodate the discovery of the missionary position, which presumably strengthened pair bonding...
which still needs a little tweaking.
Speaking of missionary positions, the next article that caught my eye laments the politically correct assertion that governments need to make a fuss over the current German Pope.
Then it was back to sex and the publication of a book that suggests that there are 237 reasons why women have sex.
If Dr. Ruth had zaid ziss mitt her cute German ahkzent I might have believed it.
Throughout history men have been wanking...I mean wracking, their brains out trying to understand why it's such a big deal.
Even Julius Caesar had to listen to Cleopatra's pathetic excuse, "Not tonight I'm having my pyramid".
We all know that Hilter had a hole in his head, however now a story states that his skull was too small and actually belonged to a young female?
Finally, a German AIDs advert on the telly is causing a stir for using a Hitlerian look-a-like making out mitt a Mädchen and gropin' her großen titz! Eeew!
We certainly don't get to see ads like this in the Colonies! At first I was aroused and then I was furious. My suspension of disbelief could not be activated because other than being drunk at a Hallowe'en party or a hooker working a white supremicist convention in Vegas,
how could any woman make out with a dude that looked like Hitler?
So there you have it, Germans, Zex and AIDs.