Welcome to an Autodidact's egregiously oversimplified pleonasmic emporium of hodge-podgery
THIS explains why you insist on wearing CROCS!
Some of your readers might find that gurlyboy photo arousing.Just so you know.
Nice wiener ... dog.Okay, I'm done here.
You feet had Progeria?
PS: Oh Hai MJ MJ MJ!
I don't get it......according to our Republicans, you wouldl have had to wait until you were DEAD before you would have been granted an operation for something so ELECTIVE as this pitiful little minor surgery you claim you needed. Did you have to sneak over the US border under the cover of night disquised as a Lutheran from Minnesota in order to get this life saving procedure? Also, why didn't they deny you the procedure based on the pre-existing condition of having FEET?I'm confused.
Okay. Dude. That pic was well gross. I just kinda glossed over the rest and am waiting 'til the nausea passes so that I can go and pour bleach in my eyes.
sweet mary magdalene! and i thought i had it bad! *waiting for fat sparrow to finish with the eye bleach* xoxoxox
Exquisitely risible. I may visit again.Hobgoblin nor foul fiendCan daunt his spirit.
Bunions aren't the only disfiguring things on Parasite Hilton. But I applaud you for getting back up on your feet, one step at a time, and now you're footloose and fancy free!Awesome ribbons on winning in track! I was a sprinter, too!Did you do any wheelchair races?
ouch!Cinderella's big sisters had nothing on you, did they. . .(regarding the eye bleach: I think we deserve an "after" photo too)
sounds painful.dare not see the links. hope you and your buns feel better soon.
They whacked off yer toes ???basterds ...Or was it some moonshine-induced bear-trap-accident?
I have thankfully never been thus afflicted.
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