or whatev?
As a public service I have created this very special award for you to dedicate to whatever or whomever thou dost thinketh is deserving.
Curse them now and bless me with your fierce tears.
Do not go gentle...
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I'm not angry enough yet for this. . . I'll be back when I've had some coffee
ReplyDeletebut thanks!
that's fabulous! I'll be saving it for someone special.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's still too early for me to be cross.. other than my bread boiled over again...
ReplyDeleteSx
I've been cross already today - frigging hell and it's not even lunchtime yet (over here)
ReplyDeleteI award that to the school Caretaker a moron from the planet complete imbicile and a lazy sh*tfaced bastard, and to the Deputy Head an irritating little sh*t who couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery and keeps standing too close to me.
i'm on acid.
ReplyDeletepretty contented lately.
no anger.
The human race. Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteI am in peace and love mode today
ReplyDelete***flits about hugging tree's ***
This will come to greif withing about 10 minutes of the start of my Cafe C kitchen bitchery shift and I will be awarding this to my bestest friend Mr C
Rude annoying w*nker
I LKE THE VIEW
ReplyDeleteI look forward to unleashing your unbridled umbrage once your brain is soaked in fair-trade and your hands are shaking from caffinated tremors.
LILY STRANGE
Don't wait too long, swift justice is the most effective form of retribution...and it's almost as rewarding as vengeance!
SCARLS
So it's true then, you Brits do boil bread!
Might I add that you look lovely this morning.
ZIGGI
Perfect that's exactly what I'm talking about!
Although I am finding it challenging to not make mention of to the Deputy standing-to-close Head and his less than subtle machinations.
Surely you must realise that he is only a man and cannot be blamed for harbouring fantasies about your stunning boobty..er..BEAUTY!
Next time start humming
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
and see if he gets the massage..MESSAGE in a bottle.
TUTI
HA!
How I wish that I could be on Acid.
Back in the 70s Acid was an awesome scholastic aid for writing English exams...Math..not-so-much.
I feel sorry for all those people wasting years in Astronaut school.
THE MICHAEL
Part of the trouble is that "we" got here because our ancestors who were the meanest sons-of-bitches kept beating the crap out of all the smart dudes until we invented Cities and Religions..then the trogs started working for the "Man"...and it could reverse in a heartbeat and we'd all be back to square one...
wait a minute we are already there!
BEAST
ReplyDeleteYes I see...
you display such saavy when you measure your disdain and portion it out in bite sized bits...
you like to savour the experience in lieu of thrashing about and exploding in a fit!
Well done.
This is SO kewl!
ReplyDeleteOnce, again, I leave here smiling.
That award has made me hungry for a burger.
ReplyDeleteSorry, too chilled to be cross. I'll think of something tomorrow
ReplyDeletexx
I'd like to nominate Kanye West!
ReplyDeleteAnd that nutjob from North Korea--Lil Kim Il-na-na Jong!
Also that dicktator of I-Ran, I ran so far away, Mahmoud Am-a-dink-duh!
Are they like cows tits? Weird...
ReplyDeleteI would like to dedicate this award to the tyranny of The Majority.
ReplyDelete