I am temporarily abandoning the wretched dreariness of my uber-sophisticated urban lifestyle
and the cozy calm serenity of Canadian socialism and
I is commencin' to git in touch with ma inner Cowboy down in the U.S. of A.
Ever'body loves playin' Cowboy an I ain't no exception
*spits on rattle snake
so I reckon I can fit right in thar, git 'er done, and come back lookin' , thinkin', and a-talkin' like a real gawdam Cowboy such as my alter ego Bass Ackwards!
Good Luck findin' me 'cause I'm already gone.
That's Alberta and you know it.
ReplyDeleteAre you really going to cowboy country, USA, or do you call all US natives cowboys?
ReplyDeleteBetter not tell anyone you're from "Up North." They might think you're a Yankee. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteAnything would be an improvement on you!
ReplyDeleteANOTHER holiday?!
ReplyDeleteHope it's a good un,
xx
There's gold in them hills!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy South Dakota! There's lots to do and see!
You have a choice, and yet you go to the USA? Weirdo. Must be weird to live on the same continent as another country... international travel is such a big deal, here, but obviously not for you lot! Nice.
ReplyDeleteAmerga? They are crazy, you know?
ReplyDeleteOk kay ya little mongol, get ya pony up!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice time! When are you coming to the UK to experience the fog?
ReplyDeleteSx
WANTED 1 000 000 $
ReplyDeleteDon't worry,I cover you,run with your boots!:)
Woot! Bring lots of water, and bug spray!!
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget to have fun. =)
Scared the bejeezlehoop out of me,Donn - I thought you were Crawford-bound. Whew!
ReplyDeleteHope you have a great time. Cowboy hats are quite a token of manhood in those parts. :)
ReplyDeleteYOU look like George Clooney??? OMG< Hubba hubba..come over 'ere!! LOL
ReplyDeleteDon't wear black or you'll not be welcome in any town (The sheriff won't mind too much, but the deputy will be very suspicious and will easily jump to conclusions).
ReplyDeleteI watched the best John Wayne film t'other day, but i can't remember what it was called.
By the way, did you ever watch that film 'burn after reading'?
http://tinyurl.com/le2k22
It made me think of you :)
love from Steph xxx
Still raidin'? Greetings to Yodeling Andy and the Folks.
ReplyDeleteI hope you behave "down there".
We had eight years of "playin' Cowboy" down here and it didn't work out so well. Better luck up there!
ReplyDeleteYeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
ReplyDeletejust to let you know i've deleted my blog.
ReplyDeletebut i will still stalk you, eek.
-misti
Right. Okay.
ReplyDeleteI know a lass in South Dakota say hi for me.
ReplyDeleteI hope you are covered in case you get bit by a snake or a vamp.