Sunday, September 14, 2008

DELTA OSCAR NOVEMBER NOVEMBER..
Come IN..
Do you read me?
Below is the NATO > phonetic alphabet <
It was adopted over 50 years ago to ensure uniform intelligibility of voice signals. Slang uses include euphemisms for swear words like Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
Unfortunately nowadays many people are unfamiliar with African tribes ZULU or Canadian Provinces QUEBEC?
People! We need to update these obscurities.
I tried using terms that I find in my comment section but the first word that comes to your mind is prolly the best....


OLD NEW
Alpha Asshat
Bravo Bupkes
Charlie Crap
Delta Dumbass
Echo Estrogen


Foxtrot Fercockt
Golf Goober
Hotel Hornymones
India Idiot
Juliet Jerk


Kilo Kvetch
Lima Lame-o
Mike MILF
November Ninny
Oscar Oye yoy yoy!
Papa Plotz
Quebec Quickie
Romeo Retard
Sierra Schmendrick
Tango Tough Titties


Uniform Urinal
Victor Vagiant
Whiskey WhatEVER
X-Ray Xcruciating
Yankee You Suck


Zulu Zeitgeist

got any ideas...send me a secret message...

38 comments:

  1. novemberoscaryankeeoscar uniformcharlieuniformnovember

    tango

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  2. acid, bennies, charlie, etc.

    charlie stays the same.

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  3. Dumbass Oye yoy yoy Ninny Ninny

    Idiot Asshat MILF

    Goober Oye yoy yoy Idiot Hornymones Ninny Goober

    Tought titties Oye yoy yoy

    Idiot Ninny Dumbass Idiot Asshat

    Tough Titties Oye yoy yoy

    MILF Estrongen Estrongen Tough Titties

    Gobber Asshat Urinal Tough Titties Asshat MILF Idiot


    MWAHAHAHAH!

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  4. GORDIE
    Alright here we go..
    No You.... OH MY!

    Titties-Hornymones-Asshat-Tough Titties
    WhatEVER-Asshat-Schmendrick
    MILF-Estrogen-Asshat-Ninny!

    GEOFF
    Yeah Baby!
    You could use drugs.There are plenty of well known recreational and prescription drugs..Zoloft Xantax Viagra..
    Awesome idea Goober-Estrogen-Oye yoy yoy-Fercockt-Fercockt

    GHOSTAY
    Oh nooo! If you become her first disciple there is no telling what she may ask you to do?

    Bupkes-Estrogen
    Crap-Asshat-Retard-Estrogen-Fercockt-Urinal-LameO

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  5. Well, the whole of South Africa for one is all too familiar with Zulu...

    Tango Tough Titties, hahaha, its like those funny internet things where you type in your name and they give you your Latin/Space/whatever name :P

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  6. funny, very very funny!!... i'm no good with code...

    i use totally ordinary names when i have to spell something over the phone... say i have to spell my name... i'll use something like this...

    S... sugar, yeah sugar baby :)
    t... teflon, like in the pan...
    e...elephant... yes yes with the trunk...
    f... funky!

    you got it, i'm ususally understood the first time too!

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  7. Oooooo...I've had a quickie in Quebec.

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  8. Naaaaa....but have I ever mentioned how I love the way your brain works?

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  9. If I sent you coded messages, I do not think you can decipher those.

    You can't even read between the lines of my omments!

    *grin*

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  10. @donn, LOL!

    @gautami...what did u write? :P

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  11. ...././.-../.-../---

    ..../.-/-./-../.../---/--/.

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  12. I think that should've been novemberoscaryankeeoscar uniformalphauniformnovember
    tango

    actually...

    Did McCain have to pass an exam in this stuff?

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  13. Dumbass Oyeyoyyoy Ninny Ninny Ninny Ninny Ninny

    YouSuck Oyeyoyyoy Urinal

    Retard Oyeyoyyoy Crap Kvetch

    ToughTitties Hornymones Asshat Ninny Kvetch Schmendrick

    Fercockt Oyeyoyyoy Retard

    Asshat Lame-o Lame-o

    LULZ

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  14. so
    fuching
    awesome

    a code lanaguage

    what is abvanaction?


    ~~~~~~~PLAWYK~~~~~~~~~~

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  15. fun!

    okay here is mine:

    acceptance
    beautiful
    caring
    donnnnn
    excellence
    forgiving
    generous
    healing
    inquiring
    jabot
    kindness
    love
    mummy
    nuts
    ohhh
    pammmm
    quark
    rusty
    sex
    tantra
    underbelly
    vorex
    wobbegong
    xion
    yoyo
    zinc

    :)

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  16. LEILA
    My favorite depiction of the Zulu War is in Monty Python's THE MEANING OF LIFE. All the grunts are fighting off thousands of warriors and the Officers are put off by the dusruption..
    have you ever seen it?

    SWEETS
    Goober Oye yoy yoy Tough Titties
    Idiot Tough Titties!

    MJ
    Vous avez fait?
    Comment Ć©tait-il?

    GILLETTE
    I appreciate your inclusion of the term 'works'..
    out here, you might encounter some alternative views on the subject.

    GAUTAMI
    I know that you're kidding..I am one of your guilty pleasures, but you can't admit to it because you will lose credibility within the writing community.
    I understand...((sniff sniff))
    it will stay our little secret.

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  17. GHOSTY
    Everything is OK..the dust has settled and we're good to go.
    *crosses fingers

    ZIGGI
    ..../..
    --./---/.-./--././---/..-/...

    .-/.-././-./-
    .--/.
    ../-././.-/-.-/-.-- ?

    GORDIE
    Yes indeed, as a Navy Aviator he would be very familiar with all of this mumbo jumbo. I don't think that you can use it unless there are grenades going off in the background?

    KINDNESS
    You Suck Oye yoy yoy Urinal
    Asshat Retard Estrogen
    WhatEVER Estrogen LameO Crap Oye yoy yoy MILF Estrogen
    Schmendrick WhatEVER Estrogen Estrogen Tough Titties Idiot Estrogen

    CHARLENE
    Do you mean PLAWKS as used by noobs? Help me teach me?
    I gotz ta know!

    SIENNA :)
    Oh yours is so much nicer and it's not fair because you Aussies have all of those weird sounding words like Wobbegong...except vorex? What does it mean downunder?

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  18. A-Asshole
    B-Bastard
    C-Cunt
    D-Douche

    I think I should stop.
    I think I just found out something about myself..

    *seeks help*

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  19. India'Lame-oLame-o
    SchmendrickEstrogenNinnyDumbass
    AsshatNinny
    SchmendrickOyeyoyyoySchmendrick
    2 ToughtittiesHornymonesEstrogen
    WhateverOyeyoyyoyRetardLame-oDumbass!

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  20. i can see in the future...two great ideologies combining... :)

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  21. Typing error...meant vortex.

    I am thinking an alphabet of food words would be good too.

    We could have the swearing/dirty words one for when people need to vent.

    A food one for when we are damn hungry.

    A sex one for being horny.

    A sad one for people down in the dumps..

    A peaceful one, (you can have mine mate).

    ....and so on... thing is everyone would then know the "mood" of the folk and we could adjust accordingly.

    We could revolutionise the armed forces.

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  22. Talking of abbreviations....a friend kind of introduced me to a site called Craigs List, it sort of has for sale stuff, wanted lists and a bit of introductory-looking for umm, company and stuff from people to another...

    I read through it, being all kinda new to it and was stumped at the abbreviations...

    There are all these letters joined together meaning sex requirements, I think BB is for bare backing, now I forget what it actually means, but for goodness sakes it was like another language. Very confusing, a person could get themselves into trouble quick.

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  23. MISTI
    See you gotta pace yourself...
    after you get to F, 80% of all the good swear words are gone!

    EROSWINGS
    HA HA Good One!

    GHOSTY
    You must be referring to yours & hers because I have signed a non-competitiveness agreement.

    SIENNA
    That's where I was heading, Thank You. Maybe we should make a list of appropriate moods and do it once a month?

    I know that there is an alternative lingo for every facet of life! Everyone from Barbers to Mechamics to the local Dominatrix has their own language.

    I either just Goog it or try Urban Dictionary to find out what these fancy schmancy abbreviations and phrases mean..it makes me feel so out-of-the-loop but people are making up new things every day!
    Some are really funny, like marble gargling, that's hilarious.

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  24. just as an exercise in too much free time i ran your new list through the google language tool about 50 times using every combination i could think of, retranslating the translated text to see how far i could get it to morph...here is the result:

    Asshat Bupkes CrapDumbass Ɩstrogen Fercockt Lawrence Hornymones Idiot Staub Kvetch lame-o MILF Ninny You You Oye! Plotz Blitzturnier Verzƶgerung Schmendrick hart Titti Urinal Vagiant unabhƤngigen Xcruciating Sie saugen Zeitgeist

    now the one word....the ONE SINGLE WORD that i could NOT get to change for the entire process, the one that came up identically throughout....?

    ASSHAT.

    thats gotta mean something.

    besides 'i have too much free time', that is.

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  25. uh...its already settled? seize fire? oh com'on...

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  26. The old British phonetic alphabet began with Ack Beer ....

    You can imagine it can't you ... faced with the sub-Bud crap that is Watney's, British troops went "Ack beer" puked and made a nice cup of tea with muddy water instead.

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  27. Nincompoop
    Erascible
    Raconteur
    Doofus

    Bewildering
    Outlandish
    Yesit'salltrue

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  28. Qapla'! ;-)

    Keshi.

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  29. Anonymous5:32 am

    PLeasure is not a word, I would associate with you, guilty or otherwise.

    Ghosty,as Donnnnn equated India wih Idiots, he should know better. His nutty brain can recognis his kins from afar. You stay out of it. You do not want to be rammed by a brainless I***t, now do you? Let him live in a fool's world. How can you even think I will form any kind of liason wih him? Or with you for that matter?

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  30. Donnnnn, as soon as I arrive here, my typing simply goes haywire.Have you spooked your blog for me?

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  31. NATIONS
    HAHAHA! Asshat rocks! It is impervious to the sinister attacks from the ubiquitous Google Monster.
    Now you know that if you want your message to stand the test of time that you must insert this key element...
    A is for Asshat and you proved it.

    GHOSTMAN
    Yes let sleeping dogs lay...I think that you meant ceasefire because if you play (seize) with fire, you get burned!

    LLEWTRAH
    *snorts & chuckles
    I saw that Yanks & Limeys had their own alphabets..not too surprising since they are two countries separated by a common language.

    Is Watneys really bad? Up here in Canada we say that American Beer is like making love in a canoe..
    it's f*cking near water!

    WINKY WEINERWATER
    I hope you appreciate that I put Goober in for your enjoyment..I would have prefered Gadzooks, Gobsmack, or Gingivitis.

    KESHTAR
    Qapla'! right back at ya ;-)
    I have no idea what that means?
    It could be the name of your favorite Restaurant or something in Klingon? My guess is that it is something nice..right?

    GAUTAMI
    This fool's world is my refuge from the highly competitive dog eat dog world of Poetry.

    I did NOT equate India with Idiots I updated the code names because I don't want any countries on the list, nope, nope, nope!

    Yes, I am adjusting your spelling...I set my spam detector to scramble your comments so that my poor, timid, heart would not have to bear the brunt of your stinger

    So then shall I too weep,
    for days long since forgotten.
    Your gentle words mended fence,
    even though my posts were rotten.

    TA DA!

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  32. How could it get better than "Asshat?"
    Man, that's a good word.

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  33. man...spellings! aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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  34. In Klingonese it means SUCCESS! :)

    Rem Star Trek?

    Keshi.

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  35. Oye yoy yoy!
    MILF
    WhatEVER

    i was trying to remember these just the other day and i kept imagining slang words instead!!!

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  36. MUTHA
    Asshat is an awesome word and should be embedded somewhere in the constitution, maybe the second amendment under the right to bear machine guns for killin' varmits and kommies.

    G PARTICULAR
    Nobody else worries about spelling out here..are you trying to start a new fad?

    KESHTAR
    Are you serious? I was guessing..are you a real Trekkie?
    Really?

    ANGEL
    If you ever watch War Movies you remember all of the call signs as they are calling in the air raids.
    ..and they had different call signs during the War..and the Brits had a different system than the Yanks..and that's why they had to make a universal...


    are you still awake? I was starting to natter.
    Sorry.

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  37. behehehe...the spellin' doctorus is here.

    gautami...me no fight with no one, we are a happy family...u know donn iz nice...and of course u r starting a liaison with me! what r u talking!

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