It's the middle of the night
you are alone at home sound asleep
when suddenly the smoke detector goes off!
OK wait a second...
Your Pets are at the Vet,
Kids are at a sleepover,
Significant Other is on a business trip,
Visiting Relatives left yesterday,
Foreign Exchange Student is in custody,
Boarder is out skipping curfew
Alien has finished probing your wazoo and left
yada yada yada....(sigh)
what are you gonna grab on your way out?