I wrote this post almost 2 years ago and I still have not heard about George 'Dubya' Bush's suppository to bury lies..have you?
As many of you know, every President since Herbert Hoover has established a Presidential Library in their home state. These spectacular buildings are repositories for exhibiting historical documents, artifacts, and what-nots, that relate to their career.
Here is the John F. Kennedy Library,
the Gerald Ford,
and of course Dubya's Daddy has got himself a humdinger.
I know that Bush describes himslf as a "proliferamic reedar".
"I read so much that sum feller in a yeller hat called me Curious Geoge Heh Heh!"
Bush is rumored to have spent hours agonizing over the "perfect suppository of my career."
He admitted that he has been "havin' a hard time fingerin' out what my Prezimadential Library will look like."
"Sumpin' simpler I s'pose...
like the library Heh-Heh..
on my ranch in Crawford, Texas."
"I spends hours out there jus' sittin' , thinkin', an readin' my "favrit" book.
"I intends to put all of my favrit books in my Liebury."
"I 'specially likes the Poop books that have pichures of Republican Elemaphants."
Good Luck with that Mr. Prezimadent and enjoy your retiramant.