MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digga,
But she ain't messin' with no broke Beatle!
"4 years, 4 years
She got one of your kids
Got you for 48 MILL$
If you ain't no punk holla we want pre-nup
WE WANT PRE-NUP!
Yeah it's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass
she gonna leave wit $34K per diem! DAYUM!
Get down girl - go head - get down
Get back to where you once belonged"
(lemme hear that back)
My Apologies to Kanye
Sir Paul should have seen this coming years ago when she declared that her main social goal was banning 'land mine' warfare . . . .
ReplyDelete...and when she didn't get to strip his carcass bare she accepted defeat so very graciously, didn't she?
ReplyDelete*wanders off singing 'True Colors'*
Ah yes, mucca chucks jug of wal-er over maccas lawyer!
ReplyDeleteWhat would you do for 23 million?
Ahh, shall those old farts never learn from predecessors messing with those younger gold diggers.
ReplyDeleteIt is always love, ain't it?
I remember when one of those gold diggers came knockin' on my door and I had to throw her to the curb with words like broke and debt.
It didn't work, Donn. The apology, that is. Mr West has someone very wicked, mean, AND nasty lookin' to pop a cap in yo ass.........
ReplyDelete"told ya, daddy", said stella.
ReplyDeleteI always had a bad feeling about that woman... You don't mess with a Beatle. It's like messing with Jesus, it just ain't done!
ReplyDeleteI think that Heather knows all teh Beatles songs starting with:
ReplyDelete"Baby you're a rich man..."
"We can work it out..."
"I'm a loser..."
And many more all the way to "She's leaving home..."
I feel bad for both of them. All either sees are dollar signs.
ReplyDeleteI want to see the love.... oh HE Love, the world is dying and I am hiding my heart. They say have faith and yet all I see around me is devastation.
Can't buy me love..... right?
soft love, I have missed you.
T
How come I never know who these people are?
ReplyDeleteOMG I mentioned her in my today's post too LOL!
ReplyDeleteI really dunno HOW on Earth Paul fell for this woman.
Kesho.
What is wrong with me? Why can't I be a gold digger?
ReplyDeleteAs a man, I think you can give me an honest answer about what I lack to be one and how do I develop that particular skill!
And please don't ask me to get younger..!
C'mon, somebody tell a one-legged joke.
ReplyDeleteback atcha..
ReplyDeleteGet back to where you once belonged...
donn... you give me reason to read blogs...
Where's Sir Elton John when you need him? Re-write request:
ReplyDeleteSing it Paul!
"In a couple of years she has wrecked a home sweet home.
With all that bread going in the bank, she's making sure I got boned.
Happy ever after are the barristers
Everybody got a piece of pie.
Next time a little Chippy seems to turn my head, I hope that someone will just poke me in the eye!
Oh blah-di, Oh blah-da, Life goes on, brah! How the how the life goes on!
And when you want some fun, it's cheaper just to run!"
Sir Paul could (and should) just have said no. Sadly older men are so very often fools when it comes to young women.
ReplyDeleteI keep trying to find her address - I like feisty women...and I have no money!
ReplyDeleteOh, it's one-legged jokes you want?
ReplyDeleteWhat's Heather's favorite America newspaper? The Post.
What will Hather do now that she's on her own? Pull herself up by her bootstrap.
ReplyDeleteWhat DVD did Stella McCartney but Heather for a going-away present? "My Left Foot"
ReplyDeleteWhy is Heather lousy at crossword puzzles? Because she's always stumped.
ReplyDeleteWhy did Heather put a fabric softener sheet in her artificial leg? She wanted a Bounce in her step (google it if you're not American :D)
ReplyDeleteWhat was Heather's favorite childhood toy? Legos
ReplyDeleteFrontiereditor's jokes will leave her hopping mad!!
ReplyDelete*hops up and down on one leg while applauding the brilliant efforts of Frontier Editor*
ReplyDeleteHeather's so dumb that she went to the movies beacuse she heard the matinee show was "I am Leg End"
ReplyDeleteOH BOY
ReplyDeleteThis was 'bound' to happen!
HE, just run with it, or skip it, or walk the walk.
ReplyDeleteEither way, it's a limp topic
Heather just doesn't know when to shut up, does she? She actually thinks people are going to see her point of view.
ReplyDeleteAs Stace sort of said - you mess with The Beatles at your peril.
im here Donn ji. How are you? i still have dripping nose...sigh...
ReplyDeleteold or young, richer or poorer, it's sad for everyone
ReplyDelete(but yes, even I made a cruel joke about her. . . )
I do no think either of them have done themselves a favour here. Sir Paul is well known for being a miser and Heather may well be a gold digger, the pair of them should have put Beatrice first and behaved with more dignity.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I do not believe that Heather has received a fair press NOR come to that did Linda before her OR Yoko Ono.
She looks a little crazy in that photo. Actually, she looks a little like Ellen Degeneres with long hair.
ReplyDeleteDon't women love it when a plan comes together?
ReplyDeleteIs that Ann Coultor?
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