Wednesday, March 19, 2008

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digga,
But she ain't messin' with no broke Beatle!

"4 years, 4 years
She got one of your kids
Got you for 48 MILL$

If you ain't no punk holla we want pre-nup
WE WANT PRE-NUP!
Yeah it's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass
she gonna leave wit $34K per diem! DAYUM!

Get down girl - go head - get down
Get back to where you once belonged"
(lemme hear that back)





My Apologies to Kanye

35 comments:

  1. Sir Paul should have seen this coming years ago when she declared that her main social goal was banning 'land mine' warfare . . . .

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  2. ...and when she didn't get to strip his carcass bare she accepted defeat so very graciously, didn't she?
    *wanders off singing 'True Colors'*

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  3. Ah yes, mucca chucks jug of wal-er over maccas lawyer!

    What would you do for 23 million?

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  4. Ahh, shall those old farts never learn from predecessors messing with those younger gold diggers.

    It is always love, ain't it?

    I remember when one of those gold diggers came knockin' on my door and I had to throw her to the curb with words like broke and debt.

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  5. It didn't work, Donn. The apology, that is. Mr West has someone very wicked, mean, AND nasty lookin' to pop a cap in yo ass.........

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  6. "told ya, daddy", said stella.

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  7. I always had a bad feeling about that woman... You don't mess with a Beatle. It's like messing with Jesus, it just ain't done!

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  8. I think that Heather knows all teh Beatles songs starting with:
    "Baby you're a rich man..."
    "We can work it out..."
    "I'm a loser..."
    And many more all the way to "She's leaving home..."

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  9. I feel bad for both of them. All either sees are dollar signs.

    I want to see the love.... oh HE Love, the world is dying and I am hiding my heart. They say have faith and yet all I see around me is devastation.

    Can't buy me love..... right?

    soft love, I have missed you.

    T

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  10. How come I never know who these people are?

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  11. OMG I mentioned her in my today's post too LOL!

    I really dunno HOW on Earth Paul fell for this woman.

    Kesho.

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  12. What is wrong with me? Why can't I be a gold digger?

    As a man, I think you can give me an honest answer about what I lack to be one and how do I develop that particular skill!

    And please don't ask me to get younger..!

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  13. C'mon, somebody tell a one-legged joke.

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  14. back atcha..

    Get back to where you once belonged...

    donn... you give me reason to read blogs...

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  15. Where's Sir Elton John when you need him? Re-write request:

    Sing it Paul!

    "In a couple of years she has wrecked a home sweet home.
    With all that bread going in the bank, she's making sure I got boned.

    Happy ever after are the barristers
    Everybody got a piece of pie.
    Next time a little Chippy seems to turn my head, I hope that someone will just poke me in the eye!

    Oh blah-di, Oh blah-da, Life goes on, brah! How the how the life goes on!

    And when you want some fun, it's cheaper just to run!"

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  16. Sir Paul could (and should) just have said no. Sadly older men are so very often fools when it comes to young women.

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  17. I keep trying to find her address - I like feisty women...and I have no money!

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  18. Oh, it's one-legged jokes you want?

    What's Heather's favorite America newspaper? The Post.

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  19. What will Hather do now that she's on her own? Pull herself up by her bootstrap.

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  20. What DVD did Stella McCartney but Heather for a going-away present? "My Left Foot"

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  21. Why is Heather lousy at crossword puzzles? Because she's always stumped.

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  22. Why did Heather put a fabric softener sheet in her artificial leg? She wanted a Bounce in her step (google it if you're not American :D)

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  23. What was Heather's favorite childhood toy? Legos

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  24. Frontiereditor's jokes will leave her hopping mad!!

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  25. *hops up and down on one leg while applauding the brilliant efforts of Frontier Editor*

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  26. Heather's so dumb that she went to the movies beacuse she heard the matinee show was "I am Leg End"

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  27. OH BOY
    This was 'bound' to happen!

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  28. HE, just run with it, or skip it, or walk the walk.

    Either way, it's a limp topic

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  29. Heather just doesn't know when to shut up, does she? She actually thinks people are going to see her point of view.

    As Stace sort of said - you mess with The Beatles at your peril.

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  30. im here Donn ji. How are you? i still have dripping nose...sigh...

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  31. old or young, richer or poorer, it's sad for everyone

    (but yes, even I made a cruel joke about her. . . )

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  32. I do no think either of them have done themselves a favour here. Sir Paul is well known for being a miser and Heather may well be a gold digger, the pair of them should have put Beatrice first and behaved with more dignity.

    However, I do not believe that Heather has received a fair press NOR come to that did Linda before her OR Yoko Ono.

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  33. She looks a little crazy in that photo. Actually, she looks a little like Ellen Degeneres with long hair.

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  34. Don't women love it when a plan comes together?

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  35. Is that Ann Coultor?

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