ERRORIST THREAT LEVEL IS NOW RED!
Homeland Errorists have declared Jihoke (Holey War) on Reason and Modern Science. This is part of the cultural war being waged between Archeologists and Noah'sArkeeologists!
Two Creation Science Museums opening this spring are threatening to deal a fatal blow to the tedious and ridiculously scientificky School Science Curriculums in North America.
Finally Evolution, Darwinism, Empirical Science, and Reason, those nagging millstones that refuse to leave the secular morass of our Education System, will finally be destroyed and tossed into the dustbin of History!
These superb Museums, modern monuments to Intelligent Design or Errorism, will prove once and for all of time, the absolute, unquestionable*, historical, authenticity of the Bible from the title page and all the way to the back where all of the maps are.
*no seriously you do not want go there.
opens May 28th in Kentucky, USA, and the
on June 5th in Big Alberta, Canada.
Finally the Creationists are determined to present the irrefutable evidence of a 6,000 year old Earth and end all of this tomfoolery and crazytalk about us changing from monkeys.
Don’t believe me? See for yourself!
Travel back in time back to the Garden of Eden and witness with your very own two eyes how the first two people on Earth walked around with Dinosaurs just like they did on the Flinstones.
Don’t worry about the young ones gawking at completely nekked Adam & Eve (ew gross!) their tastefully hidden naughty bits have been removed for your convenience.
Trace the astounding discovery of a direct lineage of the British Royal Family all the way back to Adam. It is right there in black in white!
Hey wait a minute..
How did Noah get a breeding pair of Diplodocus, which measured 90 feet in length and weighed approximately 16tons each, on to the Arky Ark?
(Singalong if you know it)
You got 16 tons and what do you get?
2 Diplodocus onboard and an instant shipwreck!
It was a trick question!
Did you forget that all of the Dinosaurs died in the flood ya silly goose!
What do you do when opportunity knocks and you can’t beat ‘em?
What do you do when History gives you Lemons?
My son and I decided that we should start our very own Youseeum Museum before these other Museums put the nail in the coffin of Reason and Science.
We are going to make $BILLION$!
We began creating our display and we have a lot of catching up to do but as you can see we are trying to incorporate a ‘groovier’ more modern sort of ‘vibe’ in our interpretation.
I never realized how satisfying and downright 'godlike' it was to tinker with History until we began constructing our main exhibit titled
(If you think that you can handle the truth click on it)
Yes these are heady days for those of us in the Time Travel Tourism Industry. Our Grand Opening will be Tomorrow around noon because Ridz has school in the morning.
Be there or be square,and don't forget to tell all of your friends.
It is 2007 isn't it?
I thought that church would be more like this www.churchofreality.org by now.