A picture IS worth a thousand words...
SEE what I mean?
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HAHAA! I especially liked the "Jesusland Annexed" map.
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ReplyDeleteIf wishes could be horses I would be riding to the moon!
ReplyDeleteI am so relieved to see that I live in Mexico and not the Christian Republic of Jesusland. Whew!
ReplyDeleteThanks be to ... um, the giant cosmic muffin I don't live in Jesusland!
ReplyDeleteWOot!
Is there a map showing where Unknown is? I'm still looking for that place.
i can't read the one with the big blue circle on it, what is that one?
ReplyDeletebut where's the map showing crime stats of newcomers according to place of birth and point of entry you promised me?
If we were to join with the West coast, and maybe grab New York, that would be pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteThen trade Saskatchewan for Nevada, and we have Las Vegas, and pretty much all the parts of the US that anyone gives a damn about.
oh shelley,
ReplyDeleteMirro, mirror on the wall,
That is the scariest map of all!
commentus deletus maximus,
You have spoken with your feet.
gautami,
You complete me.
kindness,
Don't worry this post is all Hat and no cattle!
laura,
As a matter of fact there is..let me get my map of Sasquatchewan.
reyspoutin'offatthemouth,
Now see here young man, we'll have none of that cheeky smart alecky talk on this blog.
sasquatchewandisserblogger,
Excellent! Shocking but true..from a Real Estate point of view anyway.
One call to my Broker and Bobs yer Uncle!
Jesus comes, but Allah might be faster. Whatever. Can people not live without religion and dogma's, is freedom so hard to handle, is equality and a horizontal decision structure utopic, is history forever a repeating story, can reason ever win, ... etc. I wonder.
ReplyDeleteOooohhhh...
ReplyDeleteGot 'em.
Got 'em good.
When will this all happen, exactly?
Maps ARE definitely wonderful things.
What's so wussy about Quebec? :(
ReplyDeleteLand of Bush!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, maps are way cool! :)
LOL @Jesusland Annex!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Oh . . my . . . . god! I'm stranded deep in occupied Jesusland. Guess there go my recently discovered goals to become a middle-aged black 1980's soul and funk singer with a band full of white guys in afros and black kids dressing like stunt doubles for the Thompson Twins.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably better that you don't ask . . . .
Ha ha! Now that you've got "Up Over" squared away, who'd like to embroider another star on Dubya's boxers? Form an orderly queue, please, people...
ReplyDeleteOh yes! You do realise that in grabbing Californica you got the Governator?
Oops! California...sorry 'bout the typo.Although...
ReplyDeleteI had NO idea that the Christian Republic of Jesusland went that far up into Canada.
ReplyDeletehildegarde,
ReplyDeleteNo. It will go on and on and on and on...until one of these maps comes true.
without maps,
It will all happen within five short years just about the time that you will be turning 75.
anna,
I didn't make that map so I have no idea...other than the standard American image of the arrogant snooty lilly livered french as portrayed in popular films..which is weird since France helped them win independence from England.
angela,
Bushland..Bush Gardens has a nice ring to it!
keshi,
You are lucky to be so far away from anybody..who is going to annex Australia...Tuvalu?
former editor of the frontier,
I support your right to live your life as a transmogrification..whatever it takes to put some funk in the trunk..Yowza Yowza Yowza!
dinahmow,
Oh it would be awesome to have the Governator..he could keel der girlymen running der country mit his unschtoppable cyborg body und computer brain..
argh argh..Arghnold for Prime Minister!
kevin,
It goes way, way, way up there..
and it is painful