CELEBRITNEY REPOSITIONS HERSELF AND LOSES HER MISSTIQUE ...
IN A FLASH!
What did I tell you!
Did I not say that CeleBritney Spears would be kickstarting her career by showing some skin!
(Yes I did on Thursday, November 9th,
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But I had no idea that she would be giving it away instead of making Millions of Dollars by posing for Playboy!
Oops!.... she really did it this time!
Incredibly Britney has decided to follow the advice of the ubiquitous celebutante Paris Hilton. The two of them, Spears and Paris are known collectively known as SPARIS.
This week Brit flashed her cookie jar for the paparazzi...gratuitous...gratis.
Rock n Roll Hoochie Coo!
Of course her buddies Paris and Lindsay Lohan have had their little miss muffins photographed and put on display on the internet so obviously these girls stand by the maxim that
there is no such thing as bad publicity or
too much exposure!
Which made me realise that with all of the real issues being covered by the News Media this story still managed to get tons of airtime.
Say no more, say no more, nudge nudge wink wink.
If you have the stomach for it the real pictures are out there at sites like egostatic.com, but I found it neccessary to mercifully sanitize 'her naughty bits' with a metaphorical mask to avoid offending you fine upstanding citizens.
Call me prudish or old-fashioned but...
The old addage that it is far sexier to leave something to the imagination was proven to be absolutely true...
far beyond my wildest expectations.
If CeleBritney had wanted to keep even a modicum of dignity she would have seriously reconsidered staging this 'wardrobe malfunction'.
Seriously, a glossy retouched and less gynecological spread in Playboy would have been far more palatable and even moderately socially acceptable in this day and age, but please,
SPARIS goin' CommanDOH!?
There is no point in arguing that sex sells and that female entertainers are expected to titillate men with their assets.
On one hand it is a fact of life that there is nothing more hypnotic and irresistable to males than to have a lash at a nekked female, and they all do it, even gay guys (NTTIAWWT), but ...
on the other hand this phenomenon is all fine and dandy as long as that nekked female in question isn't their Mother, Wife, Partner, Sister, Cousin, Aunt, Grandma, and especially if it is their Daughter!
Oddly enough Gentlemen, like the Tasmin Archer song says, all females are
Now the bipolarity of the whole Madonna/Whore Complex thingamabob that men have is embedded deep within the DNA, so you can comment, kvetch and complain about that about that if you want to...
...and yes, despite the myriad of reasons why we shouldn't even be discussing this instead of the hissy fight between Clay Aiken and Kelly Ripa, are you surprised that Brit decided to Think Pink instead of Think $Green?
So, will this br-hoohau-hau
kill her career
carry it forward
have no effect?