FED HAS LOWERED INTEREST RATE!
Since Life After Death has now been more than adequately discussed it's time to raise the bar and tackle more serious issues!
Apparently K FED is now FED X. The Professional Cad and Career Killer received the shocking news that stunned the nation via an impersonal text message... his wife was filing for divorce, her second, sort of.
OOPS she did it again!..sort of?
There for all of the world to see in black and white was a brief hand written explanation:
I want my f***ing career back!
You might say that FED-X gave a whole new meaning to the term anchorman!
Well isn't that special...now what is the FED MAN supposed to do?
Obviously he will no longer be famous for walking around wearing T-Shirts that read
Yo Dog, I'm Hittin' Dat
Fedsterama's latest album, Playin' With Tires, described by critics as a monument to mediocrity, sold an underwhelming 6000 copies..making barely enough dough to keep him and his posse in weed and lapdances for one hour.
Back in the day when the Fedster was 'playin' (get it) CeleBritney Poke-her,
he was living large in the fantasy dreamworld of millions of boner ridden adolescent males.
C'mon..the Fedmeister was 'doin' the naughtiest/nice girl-next-door!
K Fiddy was much more than a human millstone around Brit's neck. Aside from being paparazzi gold, he was an accomplished backup dancer for the likes of Pink, Michael Jackson, and of course his ex wife's ex boyfriend Justin Timberlake.
I fear that the Prince Of Playas' status as a rapper may be in permanent jeopardy now that K Phat is without the crib cred of his ex-meal ticket.
Since he ain't spearing Britney Spears anymore, the most likely career move would be to impregnate another rising starlet and ruin her career.
Whatever happens, he has done a magnificent job of extending his (Andy) Warholian 15 minutes of fame into a nauseating 4 year stretch. Bravo!
My question is,
How long is the shelf life of FED X and who will replace him?
Will Justin dump Cameron and go running back for the good stuff?
No, maybe she needs somebody HOTTER ...Orlando?
More importantly, who would care to wager that a PLAYBOY spread is now inevitable to reboot the career of our little miss muffin?