Lil' KIM AIN'T GOT NO SEOUL!
Lil' Kim, the Posterboy for
Wake N Wear Hair Products,
and this years favorite nominee for the
Crazyass Hall of Fame,
(Jung-Il) is ready to take on the world.
Not quite content to be worshipped by the 20 million terrorized people in the zombie nation known in the White House as Bad Korea (Juche) KIM JUNK ILL has raised the bar to DefCon 1 (DefCon) by testing a Nuke.
Although KIM JUNK ILL appears to be human this X-Ray, which was secretly smuggled out of Bad Korea (hidden in a package of DogChou Burgers*) reveals that he may be hiding another secret.
Once simply dismissed as an egomaniacal idiot who may be suffering from what could be considered the worst case of shortguy complex in History..well next to Napolean Bonaparte anyway..
it is now evident that not only is he short and crazy..
now we can see that he may not even be human!
Unfortunately Dubya will respond to this latest threat by
hollerin' "Hot Damn Shorty I'll be your Huckleberry!" and proceed to disintegrate Bad Korea with all them thar 'NOOKLEEAR' Weapons which is 'jus collectin' dust in them thar silos and Nookleear Submarines.
This will give the evil Cartographers Lobbyists what they so desperately want..and that is the chance to make brand new maps of the world.
Oddly enough there is an environmental upside to this...
the new giant crater, The Sea of Bad Korea, will fill in and hopefully suck in billions of fish from parts unknown.
In theory, this giant flushing effect will replenish the now completely empty fishing grounds surrounding Japan and China.
This will hopefully STOP China and Japan from eviscerating the oceans around Australia...
just Dubya's way of sayin' thanks fellers to the Aussies for their hap in the fight agin' terrormariszm.
This will all happen before the Christmas Shopping Season so that Dubya can concentrate on the plan to create
The Sea Of Iran in the New Year.
Yessiree all the pieces are falling into place to make next year the best year ever.
(*as if eating Dogs isn't a good enough reason to nuke them)