I PROMISE TO BE GOOD FROM NOW ON!
I personally don't believe in a literal HELL.
That being said if I am wrong I know exactly how I will be tormented for the rest of ETERNITY.
In order to receive my just reward of torment and anguish for whatever it was that I did wrong I wouldn't have to be roasted and jabbed with a pitchfork..Oh no.
You see there exists a punishment far more sinister and diabolical. A soul shredding condemnation so evil that I can barely summon the strength to contemplate its application...
I would be forced to listen to one song forever and ever...
Neil Sedaka singing BAD BLOOD
over and over and over again ...
just like 1975.
Do you remember ..
"It coulda been me but it was you
Who went and bit off a little bit more than he could chew
You said that you had it made, but you been had
The woman no good, no how, thinkin' maybe the blood is bad
The woman was born to lie
Makes promises she can't keep
With the wink on an eye
Brother, you've been deceived
It's bound to change you mind
About all you believe
Is takin' you for a ride"
(*wailing and gnashing of teeth can be heard)
The cruelest and most irritating part of the song is of course Elton John echoing the chorus in the background wailing...
Bad (ba-a-ad) Blood (blo-o-od)!
I can only hope that HELL will freeze over before I get there.
WHICH SONG WOULD THE DEVIL PLAY TO TORMENT YOU?