'member this ole timey song?
(with apologies to the George & Ira Gershwin)
Things have come to a pretty pass
My performance is growing flat,
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that,
Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh I don't know where I'm at...
It looks as if this war will never be won
Something must be done:
(c'mon you know it,
the old po-tayto po-tato)
You say hizballah and I say haz-bool-ah
You say osama and I say ho-sam-muh
Let's call the whole thing off.
You like al-Qaeda and I like al-keye-duh,
You like sharia and I like shar-eye-ah
the whole thing off ?!