In the market for a house on Earth Street?
Well look no further my friend!
Here are the current listings that your intergalctic real estate agent could show you.
1.LIST PRICE = the Population of the Continent
2.SQUARE FOOTAGE = continental area in kilometres, add 000s
3.OWNERS = number of countries on the continent
4.OCCUPANTS = 1 person = 50 million+ etc
= % Of People on Earth
'modern amenities with old world charm'
listed @ $729,000,000
is a 1,039 sf House on the East Side.
The MORTGAGE documents list 41 owners but you can't help but notice 3 people from RUSSIA (who spend most of their time in the Asia House) and 1 GERMAN, FRENCH, ITALIAN, BRITISH and UKRAINIAN.
'breath taking ocean view'
listed @ $32,700,000
is a 850 sf House on the East Side.
The Mortgage documents list 13 owners but it looks empty. I notice a kangaroo plush toy on the floor.
'make us an offer'
is a vacant 1,372 sf House at the end of the street. The furnace is broken. *0% O.A.P.
'spacious and overloaded with amenities'
listed @ $885,000,000
is a 2,448 sf House on the West Side.
The mortgage documents list 27 owners.
There are 5 people from the U.S.in the living room and 2 from MEXICO in the sunroom.
Although you can't see them there are Canadians living in the attic. You can't see the Carribeans living around a heated pool or the Central Americans in the breezeway that is connected to the South American House next door.
'roomy rustic spanish style'
listed @ $371,000,000
is a 1,784 sf House on the West Side.
The Mortgage documents list 12 owners but ay carumba!
you'll see 4 people from Brazil in very skimpy bathing suits .
'a must see for wildlife enthusiasts'
listed @ $887,000,000
is a big 3,030 sf House on the East Side.
The Mortgage documents list 54 owners.
Say hello to 2 people from Nigeria and 1 from Egypt, Ethiopia, Zaire and Lybia.
There are way more people here but this place is huge!
'fabulous kitchen and rugs'
listed @ $3,900,000,000
is a huge 4,950 sf House on the East Side.
The Mortgage documents list 52 owners!
Yells, Bells and Smells!
I count 22 people from China and another 20 from India! There are 4 from Indonesia! Wait there is 2 from Pakistan,Japan and Bangladesh!
Hold on there is 1 from Iran,Turkey,Thailand and the Phillipines.
How much was Antarctica again?
Maybe we can fix the furnace?