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"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good"
...that may not be entirely true!?
don't say that I didn't warn you!
GENTLEMEN, although this link was intended to provide
anatomical data for purely scientific analysis and
I had suggested that you set your copier page size to 70% in order to avoid any inadequacy issues... well your response was underwhelming so you weenies can step aside, you've had your chance!
If you think about it this peter meter was inevitable, it was bound to show up on the internet but I still can't believe someone thought of making it into such a crafty hands-on project!