Thursday, June 22, 2006

PUT SUM SOUTH IN YER MOUTH!


I for one sleep better at night knowing that our democratic political systems here in North America are the finest in the world.


"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy..but that could change."
Dan Quayle


"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard."
H.L.Mencken


"Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."
George Bernard Shaw



And now words of wisdom from a former Texan Governor.


"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me."
Miriam Amanda (Ma) Ferguson
(1875-1961)
Governor of Texas
1925-27/1933-35

8 comments:

  1. Is that a doctored pic of Dubya...and did he REALLY say that?

    Remember, the CIA is watching, or whatever their new agency is called...

    Giggle.

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  2. reysputin11:47 p.m.

    so...this is like the nike/tiger thing right?
    i'm not fallin for it this time, sucka..

    w/w, that was bush trying to escape the chinese (who apparently try to ask questions) only to discover that door number one was locked....and what he actually said was "i have farts that smell like strong onions, which i don't always agree with." the CIA, which was listening, said the farts posed no danger to the united states, but as we all remember, bush chose to ignore them and use doctored intelligence in his SOTU: "We know that Iraq has been trying to acquire farts of mass destruction for some time now, both from Africa and myself. Joseph Wilson would have you believe that this is not so, but just ask Laura, she's the real expert."

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  3. within,
    That is the infamous pic of the dang door that wouldn't open and yes he said that.
    CSIS and the CIA are too busy monitoring reysputin to bother with lil ol me.

    reysputin,
    I knew that I could flush you out and twist your nuts with a little 'dubya d 40'! What's all this then about farts?
    You're damn right I'll ask Laura.

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  4. "If the King's English was good enough for Jesus,
    it's good enough for me."


    A wonderful quote.

    Too bad instead of caring even more about who we vote for, most people have just stopped caring all together.

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  5. Priceless repartie, gentlemen, and yes, Rey, now remember the famous Locked Door in China Trick.

    I'm not sure who Joseph Wilson is, but there's just another example of bad intelligence from the CIA assuming Dubya's farts posed no threat.

    HE: CSIS, as you'll recall, has only one employee left. The CIA, I'm pretty sure, is right at this moment planning a tactical nuclear strike on Jubilee, and damn the collateral damage.

    Dubya D 40: Priceless.

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  6. //"I have opinions of my own..
    strong opinions..
    but I don't always agree with them."

    George W Bush //
    ---> Absolute classic!!!

    There is no answer to democracy as much as there is no answer for humanity

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  7. Anything that takes a piss on Bush is gold in my mind, GOLD! What could go wrong indeed! *bohemian sinks head in her hands and sobs, SOBS I TELL YOU*

    I probably would have stayed in San Francisco had Bush never become President.... *sigh*

    Oh well...

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  8. H.L.Mencken...my man, and a genious on the subject of earthmonkey.

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