DICK GETS DICK!
Cheyenne County Court,
Richard Thompson (5'1"), I'll call him DICK, although I 've never figured out how you get dick from richard or bob from robert, was sentenced to 10 years probation because Judge Kristine Cecava (?' ?") felt that he was too short to safely serve a prison term! The Judge felt that this DICK would face dangers in prison because of his height?????
DICK was convicted for sexually assaulting a 12 year old girl.
Oh but don't worry,
DICK will be electronically monitored for the entire first 4 months of his probation! (oooh that's harsh) and
DICK can't date or live with a woman with children under 18 (lucky gal)
DICK can't be alone with anyone under the age of 18 (oh whew!).
Joe Mangano (5'4") of NOSSA,
the National Organization of Short Statured Adults (just rolls off the tip of the tongue don't it) said that
"it's good to see somebody looking out for someone who is a short person."
The decision, that baffled even the ACLU, is being appealed.
I don't know where to start...the betrayal of theVICTIM...and the next child on his list...the sheer lunacy of the sentence..the 99% recidivism of child molesters.....the pretzel logic concerning heightism....Political Correctness ......the abscence of common sense...the inequality of the sexes.....just exactly how LOW can society go???????
Prison is the only place where Predators, like DICK,
actually get what they deserve..
but this DICK got DICK!