THE TOP TEN
(Summer Re-Run March 06)
Well since nobody cared to plod through my previous ranting of the day (defending gay people gawd!) so I might as well reveal my encyclopedic ignorance of something else.
Today's biggest news story: The 100 unsexiest men in the world?
What sort of sick, disenfranchised, little, twirps wasted all of that time and energy creating this list anyway. These poor bastards on the list are as the Good Lord made them. Let's see some photos of the scoundrels who created this list!
While the price of Oil is set to take off in the $70-$100 per barrel range (and upward for the rest of your life) here we are discussing mugs?
Iran Nukes? Hamas bombings? Solomon Islands? World Peace?
No not even something as pedestrian as the price of gas..HELLO!..
howzabout a little reminder of what gas hikes signal....
cue Aretha Franklin..
sock it to me sock it to me....
Nope...doesn't ring a bell?
Alrighty then, never frickin' mind.
Therefore I must humbly concede to the lowest common denominator but on my own terms. I cannot dignify this unsexiest 100 list with a reply because,
A. I don't recognise half of the names on it and
B. as you know, everything is beautiful in it's own way (barf!). These men have families, friends and feelings you heartless bastards! I am reminded of a fabulous Yiddish phrase:
There is a LID for every POT.
Allow me to present, for my enjoyment, a list of unsexy men who are currently dead or as good as dead.
I can promise you that I won't be sending any of these guys into a shame spiral.
Here then is my highly unexpected list of the
TOP TEN UNSEXIEST MEN.....
J. EDGAR (nice dress buddy) HOOVER
IDI AMIN DOODOO
kiss my HEINY HIMMLER
GENERAL WRONG-SIDE-OF-THE-BED SHERMAN
PRIME RIBMEISTER NORTH
VLAD (DRACULA) the IMPALER
YASSAR HE'S MY BABY!
and last but not least,
WHO WOULD YOU ADD?