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Friday, February 07, 2014

Opening Ceremonies$

The OPENING CEREMONIE$ are on!

Russia is 'Putin' on a good show and the whole world is watching...
Good Luck SoCHIC!

with this egregious oversimplification by Romeo Morningwood released @ 11:23 am

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eroswings12:53 am
Here's to hoping Shamu eats Putin!
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AngelConradie1:01 am
*snort*
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Lulu LaBonne4:53 am
now i'm a bit proud that I'm the only person not watching
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