All is right in the world.
I have started watching a new nature series called LIFE which is hosted by my idol, Sir David Attenborough...
who if I am not mistaken, believes that he is invisible to other animals.
Unfortunately, because I live next to the United States, I am forced to view the americanized version.
The original Beeb version was tailor-made for the zany over-the-top animal-lovers in the United Kingdom.
As many of you are aware, the Brits annihilated 99% of their own fauna millenia ago and to this very day, the entire island nation remains safe for enjoying picnics in the woods.
Regrettably, the largest creature to be found in jolly old England is the Badger.
Even as I write this fascinating-informative post, back in jolly old England, hordes of inbred, gin & tonic fueled members of the upper class are wreaking havoc on the remaining 17 Badgers!
These shameless scoundrels are making short work of those nasty-little-buggers ever since Fox Hunting on horseback with golf clubs was banned in 2008.
Trapped on a desolate animal-free landscape is precisely why the Brits now go absolutely gaga whilst catching a glimpse of a f*cking bird?
"I say Penelope, I do believe I've caught a glimpse of a Great Tit "
"Oh Charles, r e a l l y, must you be so crass?"
However, on this side of the pond, Merkins are more "into" killin' and eatin' critters.
So, thanks to extensive market research, the producers made some alterations and have wisely chosen to tweak the show and present the new program as;
LIFE "tastes like chicken"
After seeing the episode on FISH,
I'm not sure if there is going to be a sequel?