I really Meme it this time!
I have spent the past 4 days composing this frickin' ALPHABET MEME that Blogger vaporised into the ether. The old ones had all sorts of heartbreaking personal information and fun pictures of my kids but c'est la vie....
now I am sitting here wondering how to get to Blogger Headquarters so that I can get my pound of flesh. I just know that some pimply little bastard is playing Warcraft instead of fixing the fricin' server!
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 *sigh.
This is the fifth time attempt ((sigh)) so I decided to do ISMs.
I thought that ISMs were all BAD but there are a few GOOD ISMs....
Altruism-a language unknown to politicians and spin doctors
Bruxism-grinding your teeth at night because of Blogger
Criticism-those who cannot do a 'thing' dispense their Schandenfreude upon those who try
Darwinism-voted the most influential man in History on the Biography Channel poll
Existentialism- best describes Blogging because we create our own being
Frotteurism-my word of the day, it means to rub against an unconsenting person ((eewww!))
Gradualism-polite term for the glacial pace at which humans reluctantly adapt to reality
Homo Escapeonism-foolishly giggling to yourself while poking the Cosmological Crocodile in the eye with a stick from the safety of your tippy canoe
Intellectualism-reviled pie-in-the-sky myth guaranteed to bring laughs at my weekly DENSA meetings
Jingoism-movement to brainwash the masses through advertising jingles (why I never listen to the radio)
Keynesianism-JMK invented the make work project and governments have never looked back
Legalsim-preferred doctrinal stance of all dominionists...
Mercy Schmercy! What's grace?
Malaproprism-think Princess Bride "I don't think that word means what you think it means"
Narcissism-rhymes with arse and is usually accompanied with term bastard
Optimism-what I have in spades believing that Blogger will publish this today
Priapism - the presence of a persistent, usually painful, erection of the penis unrelated to sexual stimulation or desire, that can last from several hours up to a few days ((OUCHEE!))
Q know what? There are no Q-isms
Raelism-a belief that Aliens will forgo eons of extensive anal probing data and instead start cloning humans and bring world peace..Get Rael!
Solipsism-one's own perceptions are the only thing that can be known with certainty..
like you people really exist..DUH!
Tribalism-society divided by smaller hostile units hellbent on destroying each other, like American Politics
Uniformitarianism-groups like Hutterites and Girl Guides who want everyone to wear costumes
Vampirism-Oh My Goth! Bite Me!
Witticism-association of ideas in an unusual manner that produces surprise and pleasure-two words, Oscar Wilde
Xenocentrism-preference for someone else's culture-rampant in Canada
Yellow Journalism-newspapers used to train and housebreak Puppys
Zeppelinism-aka Manateeism: funniest tribute to the infamous report of a tragedy, ever.