A MAN NEEDS TO HEAR IT.
Every once and a while a man finds himself at one with universe. The natural order of things is discarded and put aside. Nature reclaims her special little guy.
Yes every so often it happens
and a man needs to hear it from time to time.
That special lady in his life, exasperated and exhausted, will look down from the top of the stairs, and with half a smile gently mumble three magical words as she shuffles out of view.
With his heart pounding in his pyjamas the man looks up from the newspaper for a sign...Wait a minute..Yes!.. There it was, the message!
Pinch yourself boy..You might be dreaming. It is all happening in slow motion now..just like a dream..
Could your selective hearing be deceiving you? No Damnit!
Houston we are set to launch. From Mission Control comes one small message for man, one giant leap for his kind.
Yes out from the tired capitulating lips of a woman who is half asleep comes
three small words that define what it is to be a man....
three little words that still make sense...
three tiny words that keep him going...
"Make it quick".
teehee :)
ReplyDeletewhat are you doing up at 5am?
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA!!!!
ReplyDeleteIN 64-POINT!!!
One of your best.
The ladies will love it. Their hearts will start to melt, then they'll hit the punch line and...
Either burst out laughing or roll their eyes and grin, knowing it to be true...
OMG!
ReplyDeleteYou are FUNNNY!
Laughing my head of here!
Now THAT...made me chuckle.
ReplyDelete=)
-Shelley
Now this is something for the staffroom table isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI feel a harrassment lawsuit coming on. "Hey Alice, can I borrow your dice?...and make it quick."
lol, that's great. Surely that's not pulled from your own experience, is it? :)
ReplyDeleteLOL.
ReplyDeleteThe greatness of that statement is she can't complain if it's too "quick". You know, you're just giving her what she was asking for, so you're in the clear.
You literary whore, you........grin.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I love it!
ReplyDeleteAww we just missed each other. I was up drinking tea with too much sugar and watching the sunrise. You?
ReplyDeletewithin,
ReplyDeleteGive us each day our daily bread..c'mon pretty please.
samuru999,
One doesn't know whether to laugh or cry at this pre-dick-ament;
'a situation involving a hard or unpleasant choice!'
Tidalgrrrl,
The morning wood is indeed the hardest to chop.
brian,
Only FOOLS rush in where angels fear to tread.
angela,
Oh dear...um no of course not. I got the idea from an article that I read in Redbook, no, Ladies Home Journal, no Cosmo! DOH!
hippopotamousblogger,
Exactly! Well not exactly. The irony is that the guilt-free quickie is delivered with the understanding (guarantee)that the next event will entail:
promises of never ending love interspersed amidst sweet nothings and unbridled adoration,
chocolate,candles,soft music,and 45 minutes of by the book (Cosmo) foreplay.
Nothing in this Life is free.
michael,
Truth may indeed be stranger than fiction. Funny how everybody here knows what I am talking about. Well maybe not funny...
anna,
Hey does this remind you of the Bob Dylan song,
"You gotta serve SOME-body"
...c'mon atleast once in a while.
christine,
I went to bed at a normal time (eschewing my regular latenight blog commenting time)and woke up before the birds. I love morning.
I have a 1/4 cup of sugar in my coffee..that's why I am so sweet!
that brought a smile. i was indeed expecting something else.
ReplyDeleteI give you 10 brownie points!
ReplyDeleteYou're the last of the romantics.
ReplyDeleteMake what quick? lol u know I do have blonde genes somewhere there...
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Cosmo blows. I flipped through it once a girls house, and I told her that she should stop reading such filth.
ReplyDeleteIt's worse than our Maxims/Stuffs/FHMs. Hell, the articles are more explicit than you find in Playboy.
Ha, ha, ha, haaaa!
ReplyDelete*sigh*
What does that say about you men and such lofty aspirations? Dios mio!
Make it quick! Hmph! ;-P
*sniff* that's beautiful, man. Brings a tear to the eye, it does.
ReplyDeleteIf I told my husband that he'd ask me why rush?
ReplyDeleteThat was too funny. I was cracking up.
Never underestimate the woman who makes it a habit. Not that I'd know. :)
ReplyDeletemistipurple,
ReplyDeleteAha this was a celebration of the element of surprise.
gautami,
WooHoo! Thanks. How many do I have now?
mj,
OUCH! Please remember that this was a generalization of the complex relationship between the sexes and in no way, shape or form represents any particular person.
keshi,
You can't kid a kidder.
extemporaneousblogger,
Now you know why the world is so topsy turvy! How on Earth are we simple males supposed to live up to those olympic standards..I ask you..I mean COME ON!
miz bohemia,
Lofty indeed!
Just a lark miz b..er sort of...anyway I am glad that you saw the humor in it. I have seen how you correct those insensitive guys..Dios Mio!
hey kyk,
*sob* I hear ya man. Solidarity brother.
WAIT A MINUTE..are you being sarcastic?
awaiting,
Why rush! What the? Just kidding..your hubby sounds like a thoughtful human being and a credit to his species.
andrea,
I would never underestimate such a rare and magical creature.
LOL - I remember those lines.
ReplyDeleteLOl - I remember those lines.
ReplyDeleteYou sum it up perfectly. x
I appear to have developed a stammer
ReplyDeleteHi cherry,
ReplyDeleteYou must have been flabbergast!
I aint kidding! lol ok was that a dumber line?
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
There aren't any dumber lines on this blog..I reserve the right to say the dumbest things and my guests get to have all of the FUN while correcting me. That's value added blogging my friend.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaahahah! oh man...the irony of life. the biggest mysteries of the universe could be answered, but not the human mind/ feeling.
ReplyDeleteghosty,
ReplyDeleteOccam's razor...the most obvious answer is usually the right answer!!